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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 3 points 29 minutes ago

Only cockroaches and fleas in my basement.

Checkmate losers.

[–] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

trivia: the cottonmouth is so-called because of the startlingly white interior of its mouth, which it opens wide as a warning to leave it alone.

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 3 points 1 hour ago

Definitely not because its bite is plush and soft, like a mouth full of cotton. That'd be a dangerous assumption one could make. 😬

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 2 points 50 minutes ago

So do I. Thankfully, new Zealand doesn't have any snakes or deadly spiders.

[–] pomegranatefern@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 38 minutes ago

Nobody forgets mosquitoes

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Come up north, we don't have any cottonmouths! Seriously the weather kind of sucks though. It's been like 60 degree high for a week and no end in sight. Fucking canada.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Ya but y'all got some scary spiders.

[–] NeonNight@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Doesn’t tick and moccasin country also usually feature black widows and brown recluses? The only deadly spiders in the US?

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I said scary not fuck you up.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

The biggest spiders I've seen in Minnesota are the harmless orbweavers, garden spiders, and barn spiders. The most dangerous are the Brown Recluse and Northern Black Widow, which are both extremely rare due to being at the edge of their range

[–] bedwyr@piefed.ca 11 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No poisonous spiders. None that can kill you.

Spiders are our friends besides. They kill parasites. We are in alliance with spiders, long may they live.

[–] homes@piefed.world 1 points 32 minutes ago* (last edited 32 minutes ago)

No poisonous spiders. None that can kill you.

Black widows and brown recluses, absolutely creep and crawl around the entire East Coast of North America. Even up north well into Canada.

In this day and age, you will most likely survive a bite from either one of them, but you might lose a leg or an arm or a major organ, depending on where they bite you. Especially if it’s a brown recluse.

If you want to vomit, do a Google search for “black widow scars“ or “brown recluse scars“