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[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

Yet another way for the wealthy to steal productivity.

I get some of you like it and that’s fine but I hate it on principle.

[–] king_comrade@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

The theft will continue until service improves.

[–] Shieldtoad@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

I like the self-checkout because it feels like I'm wasting less time at the checkout. I scan everything while walking through the store so when I get to the self-checkout I just have to pay and I'm out.

The only store where I like the regular checkout is Aldi because those cashiers are fast and the belt is long.

The worst checkout system we have is in a store called Colruyt. The cashiers have to load everything from your cart to an empty cart while they scan it. It was already a slow system and it got worse since they installed 'smart' cameras above the checkout to scan the codes instead of using the handscanner.

[–] tias@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 hour ago

Self checkout works just fine in Sweden, the only people with an issue are dementia-ridden elderly (but they can't make sense of how to pay with a debit card either).

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 38 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

"Oh this is a PS5? I thought it was bananas."

[–] LordCrom@lemmy.world 22 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

The home depot near me has only self checkout .... I guess it was such a problem that they now have a team of workers standing next to each station to 'assist' with checkout.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 hour ago

The Lowes near me does the same. Their only job seems to be trying to sell a shitty credit card, and I guess making sure nobody steals shit?

But yeah, it feels like they put in self checkout to save money on labor, then lost money to theft, so now they pay people to just watch you do self checkout instead of having them do the checkout like they were doing in the first place.

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 1 points 46 minutes ago

Capitalism breeds innovation

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 0 points 54 minutes ago

This guy needs training for self-checkout? Lol

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 20 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I've shoplifted at a self-checkout once, because the bag of chips i was trying to scan kept bugging out the machine

[–] realitista@lemmus.org 12 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Organic bananas are just bananas in my book

[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 3 points 46 minutes ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago)

“Aren’t all bananas organic, officer? I have never seen a synthetic one”

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 8 points 4 hours ago

I never have but damn have I thought about it a few times

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 5 points 4 hours ago

I occasionally "steal" a bag because I forget about it up until the point I have to start bagging, but I can no longer add new items

[–] quotable@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago
[–] Zier@fedia.io 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Please don't make me go to the checker who can't stop sharing about their super boring life! The machines only beep.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 hours ago

I like learning about other people

It helps distract me from my boring life lol

[–] lime@feddit.nu 11 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

that's crazy, here everyone is installing them and they seem to be paying for themselves many times over.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

In theory they can save a bunch on labor costs by having 1 person look over the lot and being ready for help vs having an army of clerks.

NGL I dig self checkout

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

They also saves us from hearing the privileged "can you open a line more" idiots and playing the game where old people pretend that they never learned how to queue.

If I want human interaction, I will go to a human, not a grocery store.

I'd actually be happy if they can remove the cashier job completely, so nobody has to waste their life ringing up other people 's shit, while getting abused by same people. Hardly anyone takes pride in doing that job anyway.

Despite machines and AI we don't really see increasing unemployment. People simply do more interesting things.

I'm all for protecting workers, but we don't do that by keeping them in dead end jobs.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 13 minutes ago

Or you streamline and speed up the cashier like Aldi. Two areas where the groceries can go, with two card readers as well. They are scanning the next person while the previous is waiting for money processing and does the bagging

[–] makeshift0546@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, it's the training, definitely not anything else.

[–] LightDelaBlue@jlai.lu 2 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

i mean... alls soda cans weight the same.. why buy the expensive monsters wen you can pass a cheap one instead

[–] blackbeans@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

How do you do that though.. you have to scan every barcode and if you get chosen for a random check the shop employee will scan all codes again and you face the risk of being reported to the police for shoplifting.

Or does the US have some different system?

[–] LightDelaBlue@jlai.lu 3 points 1 hour ago

im not in the us.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 hours ago

Took me longer than I'm proud of to realise that 500g of pasta weighs the same as 500g of beef