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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

“Don’t mention the war” doesn’t seem to have made it to Japan

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 8 points 4 hours ago

I'm pretty sure they're still proud of the war, given their attitudes towards apologizing to Korea and China.

[–] marxismtomorrow@lemmy.today 5 points 4 hours ago

Left out of the story: He said it in Japanese and the Germans had no idea what he was saying.

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 102 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

[off topic and a dad joke]

The FBI rounds up spies on December 8, 1941.

They throw a German, a Japanese, and an Italian into a cell and handcuff them all.

They drag the German into the interrogation room first. They sweat him for three hours and he finally breaks and tells everything he knows.

Next they grab the Japanese spy. He tries to hold out, but after five hours he cracks and tells them everything he knows.

Last they take the Italian. The other two think he'll break quickly, but he doesn't come back for ten hours.

"Did you tell them anything?"

"No."

"How did you manage to hold out?"

"They never took off my handcuffs."

[–] zombyreagan@lemmy.ca 56 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

OK it took me a while but the joke is because Italians talk with their hands, and if he's handcuffed he can't talk.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 hours ago
[–] blarghly@lemmy.world 88 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

WWII - not the Germans' favorite topic

[–] starik@lemmy.today 28 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Humor - not the Germans’ favorite mode of communication

[–] BeUnique@lemmy.zip 17 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Communication - not favorite for Germans

[–] nightlily@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago

Why many words when „Tja“, „Doch“, and „Genau“ will do?

[–] CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 9 points 6 hours ago (1 children)
[–] plyth@feddit.org 38 points 9 hours ago

You can't put a modern German on the spot like that. Before making such a statement, you have to set the context and say "Not that I am racist, but ...".

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 9 points 9 hours ago

That's a joke, not a story.