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[–] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I respect it. I'm not looking to be served by an outright asshole, but I'm no fan of servility or unnecessary deference. As long as he gets the job done, he's welcome at the table any time. Hell, join us for the meal, make light conversation about the history of the place. It'd be memorable.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

I'm pretty sure I've mentioned this in another post, but I was in Paris one afternoon and stopped off at one of the Hard Rock Cafes - I like the memorabilia, and rather than buy fridge magnets from my travels, I try and get a Hard Rock Cafe shirt. Anyway...

The waiter comes up, and I'm battling through in basic French, trying to be careful and not be another tourist that made an arse of it, and generally doing my absolute best to not annihilate the beautiful language I was trying to converse in.

I ended one of the sentences with "je suis desole, mon Français est vraiment mauvais", a crude bit of self-awareness and a nod to an understanding that it wasn't perfect.

The waiter says in accented English "yes, your French is a bit shit"

I laughed and appreciated the honesty; he laughed because he got to rip the piss out of a Brit; and we all lived happily ever... except for my bank account, because fuck me drinks in the city centre were pricey.

Anyway, I like staff who are direct and don't fuck about.

[–] Denjin@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Our families thing was finding hard rock cafe t shirts from places that very definitely do not have an actual hard rock cafe. I think my dad's "Hard Rock Cafe Bujumbura"(capital city of Burundi) is the winner.

[–] PhobosAnomaly@feddit.uk 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Brilliant. I never thought of collecting comedy knock-off stuff like that!

If I had the time and effort, it would probably be quite a good business idea too, particularly if mixed in with geek culture. Hard Rock Cafe Alderaan; Hard Rock Cafe Pallet Town; Hard Rock Cafe D'ni; Hard Rock Cafe Winterfell etc etc.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I would 1000% wear a Hard Rock Alderaan shirt!

...now I'm gonna be editing shit in GIMP when I should be doing something constructive, lol.

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 0 points 2 months ago (1 children)

https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Hard_Rock_Cafe_Logo.svg

After a bit of research, the font for the city is "The sans caps bold" in lowercase.

I work 3rd shift, so I can't play in GIMP until I get home

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Nice. Keep me posted please.

[–] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's been like a month, and I got distracted by something shiny, or a squirrel, or maybe even a shiny squirrel but I did it! HR Alderaan

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago
[–] III@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

My absolute favorite restaurant experience was like this. At a Hooters back in 20005 and the waitress plopped down in the booth with us and started complaining about working at the place, how she had to work because some other girl called in sick who totally isn't sick and then noted how she cut her hand at work the night before. Quite a difference from the normal manufactured/fake experience you get there. I definitely tipped her well. Would do again.

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Not

everything

is a

power move

[–] valkyre09@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

4 lines for one sentence. What a power move!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Sarcastically commenting on formatting. What a power move!

[–] Senseless@feddit.org 0 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Using exclamation marks, what a power move!

[–] killeronthecorner@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I wet my pants, what a power move!

[–] j4k3@piefed.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Dropping news of hot action in your pants, what a power move!

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Oh, a power move, what a power move!

[–] Someplaceunknown@leminal.space 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Talking about power moves, what a power move!

[–] Mrkawfee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Talking about talking about power moves is such a power move.

[–] calmblue75@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Talking about talking, what a power move!

[–] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Running a joke into the ground; what a power move!

[–] ook@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I don't even know anymore what we are talking about, but something tells me, it's a power move!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Uncertainty? I'm pretty sure that's a power move!

[–] sytone@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Responding on a 8 hour old comment. What a power move!

[–] some_kind_of_guy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Interrobang: now that's power

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Being a waiter is f***ing exhausting being on your feet all day. I recall sitting down at some tables once in awhile too.