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[–] con_fig@programming.dev 71 points 4 days ago (1 children)

πŸ‘ Learn πŸ‘ to πŸ‘ squash πŸ‘ those πŸ‘ commits πŸ‘

[–] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 days ago

Seriously. My colleague does the same shit and it made me so mad until I realised he was on his branch. Then I was like, whatever, as long as you do a proper MR.

[–] AstroLightz@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You don't just write your entire project, then make your first commit?

/j

[–] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I do kinda do that with the initial commit (don't commit anything until I have something really basic that works). It feels awkward to commit code that does nothing.

[–] wpb@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

That's all I ever commit

[–] towerful@programming.dev 39 points 4 days ago (13 children)

Yeh I use git (git commit --amend)

[–] Archr@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

git commit --amend --no-edit and git push --force-with-lease

No-edit skips opening an editor for the commit message and just reuses the same message.

Force-with-lease will force push but only if your local is not missing commits that remote has. Ie other people haven't pushed anything since you last pulled.

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[–] tdgoodman@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 days ago

I cannot give you a 100% for consistency. You have three inconsistent check in messages: 'tet', 'FueraEstanciaRowRename', and 'Revert "test"'. You must be uniformly informative with your messages.

[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] exu@feditown.com 26 points 4 days ago (18 children)

rebase & fixup or reset are your friends

[–] jerkface@lemmy.ca 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I love editing history. Fix the bug in the change that introduced it!

[–] we_need_more_dwellings@piefed.world 15 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Then force-push, and fuck up someone's day!

[–] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (11 children)

git branches are free
work in your tree
til the changes are ready
300 git push --force-with-lease a day and nobody mad

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[Test] around and find out

[–] somegeek@programming.dev 19 points 3 days ago

A dev on windows? Of course that's your git log!

[–] Witchfire@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago

You need to learn refactoring/squashing

[–] copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 4 days ago

Looks like a normal branch where someone debugs some GitHub workflow.

[–] one_old_coder@piefed.social 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is it humor because we make fun of you?

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

More like laughs out of relatability. Tho I am getting dogpiled for the industry standard practice of using what the company provides.

[–] python@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

well yeah, in an enterprise project we would say "chore(test)". Semantic release ftw!

[–] leo85811nardo@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Me when learning GH Actions/CI/CD

nonsense, I would never use windows

[–] folekaule@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I see I'm not the only one fighting with CI/CD pipelines.

[–] asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev 5 points 4 days ago

my private repo is filled with "stuff", "more stuff", "new stuff", "changes" commits.

[–] the_beber@feddit.org 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Whenever I work on something, I donβ€˜t intend on publishing, I use What the commit.

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