It's 2 per, as in:
Give me 2 per Cuz I need two per
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A pair of pair of scissors
Two pairs of scissors
Also a pair of a pair of scissors.
I see three pairs of a kind, I win.
scissorses
Pairs of scissors, obviously.
Which 4, or 17, or 249, or 17843368 etc would also reasonably be called.
A lesbian couple.
I've adopted the phrase "lip reading" to replace "scissoring."
Scissor me timbers
A queer of scissors
Quartet of scissors
A pair of scissori
A pair of pairs of scissors.
A pair squared of scissors
Scissors^2^
1 pant = a pair of pants 2 pant = the noise a dog makes when it's hot outside
A quartet of scissors.
It's like fish
Multiple fish of Multiple species would be fishes.
One fish, two fish
If there’s a boy pair of scissors there, and a girl pair of scissors there, then it’s a brace of pairs of scissors.
Obv.
English is very straightforward.
It's a troupe of scissors!
Pair of scissorses
Scisters
Attempted murder
four scissors
Also a pair of scissors.
Multi-scissor drifting!