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[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 83 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Okay, but, devils advocate:

What if I'm a billionaire trying to crush the working class and accelerate climate change and political division so the class war doesn't pop off before i can get to my climate bunker?

Or a billionaire fascist who wants to sloppify everyone's brains and increase alienation while annihilating interiority so people will become docile and the class war won't pop off and we get the 1984 timeline?

Or a billionaire asshole who wanted to murder a concept and settled on 'truth'?

Or a really big 'infinite jest' fan?

So "ai" has a lot of use cases. Maybe dont be such a reflexive reactionary fucking Luddite piece of shit about it.

[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Every decade has at least one of these buzzwords (multimedia, internet/ online, social media, mobile app, blockchain, cryptocoins, micropayment, delivery, ai,...).. They can be used to attract dumb investor's money but they have their useful sides too.

Ok. They are just buzzwords which outline a set of tools. They are worthless without a realizable concept with a benefit for the end-user. And the use of the right tool for the job. So, I'm not sure about useful cryptocoins and blockchain use cases (I wouldn't count financial speculation as particularly useful).

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 17 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Every time somebody starts raving about some tech, it'll turn out to be a classic hype cycle.

[–] primrosepathspeedrun@anarchist.nexus 9 points 9 months ago (3 children)

This isnt productive, and the hype is the largest I have ever seen. Ireland–a wealthy developed tech savvy nation–isnt building new homes to address their housing crisis because this shit is taking all the energy and water.

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[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

That graph is peak bullshit.

Just because you believe the hype, it doesn't mean there's a milder use case for your application.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 8 points 9 months ago

Unfortunately LLM do have one profitable application: generating spam and astroturfing

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

"According to this chart we made up without any explanation, blockchain and nfts and metaverse are going to be pretty useful tools in the future. Just because they were trendy once."

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[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 31 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Rothe@piefed.social 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

A surprisingly high number of techbros doesn't though.

[–] pewpew@feddit.it 12 points 9 months ago

Tech bros using every buzzword to sound smart after they just lost tousands

[–] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 9 months ago

That's because they're fucking idiots.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Wait, what if are made an AI that was also a blockchain based NFT? We could scam so many venture capitalists

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Talk about improving our synergies!

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

In the metaverse!

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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 18 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)
  • Is the picture from Tiktok? > yes
  • Is the platform you're reposting on vertical too? > no
  • > remove black bars
[–] SpaceScotsman@startrek.website 10 points 9 months ago

No, the better solution is to add more black bars to the side so that it fits on to a wide screen.

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Is there any way we can get this slide on the block chain?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You want an NFT, I can get you an NFT....

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah but can you make a bunch of them so I can sell it multiple times?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 8 points 9 months ago

no-no, we'll sell them in different colors. You need perceived scarcity. Add in some nostalgia, maybe some Shirttales characters wearing it on their clothes....

[–] user1234@lemmynsfw.com 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

When are they going to start writing it as blockchAIn?

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[–] nednobbins@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Can someone explain this joke in programmer terms?

I just wrote an AI that is trained to classify image patterns and automatically creates bitmasks based on the pattern distributions. We tried k-means clustering and got garbage. How would I have done that without AI?

[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 37 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Yeah, the joke is that every company is trying to ram LLMs and Agentic LLMs into everything without thinking about what they're trying to accomplish. Like the trend with blockchain a decade ago.

Yours is a valid use case for ai. That's why it doesn't fit the meme.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

But the meme is making the more extreme claim that no uses exist, so any counterexamples mean it's untrue. Not the best way of criticizing companies that don't know or care what a technology is good for imo.

[–] RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)

the meme is making the more extreme claim that no uses exist

Only if you take it literally instead of as a joke that is exaggerating for comedic effect.

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[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 6 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

—> Yes. —> No, you don't.

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 6 points 9 months ago

I made money odd BTC and that's it.

Whatever vision they had, it's not fucking happening. Web3 being pushed by those altcoins is bullshit. It's so totally unnecessary.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Ok I will do a image recognition software using if else.

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[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 9 months ago

I thought we were doing ai now

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