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[–] Enzy@feddit.nu 3 points 1 hour ago

Experimental obesity drug diarrhea

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 53 minutes ago

He poops his pants often.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

You guys haven't heard of the Trump Towel in New York?

[–] GenosseFlosse@feddit.org 6 points 2 hours ago
[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 4 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I saw hemorrhoid , Trump's all butthurt from leftist

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

trump likely is immune to hemmaroids, with the amount of fecal incontinence he has from adderall and cocaine.

[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 8 points 4 hours ago

orange juice

[–] obviouspornalt@fedinsfw.app 10 points 6 hours ago

Put down a towel!

altr

[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago
[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 11 points 7 hours ago

I didn't know they made puppy pads in black.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 216 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (7 children)

The meme is funny but the text is false. He isn't sitting on anything, it is his jacket. You can see him sit down without any towel on the couch and his jacket spreads to the side ~0:30 into the video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKzo0hTJXB4

[–] tired_n_bored@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

The Left needs to do better. Honestly I don't want a Left spreading false information about a political opponent like the Right does. We can do better

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Thank you, we appreciate you!

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 0 points 41 minutes ago* (last edited 40 minutes ago)

Are you serious? That's a JACKET?

What the fuck?

Like... What the FUCK?

I literally don't believe it, because people with nice jackets don't look like this.

Edit: Naw, it's a towel. Come on... Do you think we're all fucking stupid?

[–] Prior_Industry@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

So you're saying they built a towel into his jacket? 😲

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 98 points 11 hours ago (7 children)

Holy shit, his age is showing. They did a rehearsed countdown 3-2-1 for him to sit down with aid from the guy next to him.

Now I'm not going to blame an old guy for needing help to sit down. But I am going to blame his voters for electing an elderly person into a position he can obviously not fulfill. What the hell. This is discraceful.

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 50 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

He also gets treated and talked to like a literal child when putting the mic on him. "Very good!"

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 1 points 6 minutes ago

Mostly because he is an egomaniac and you need to suck up to him if you want to stay in position.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 12 points 4 hours ago

They've dealt with him before.

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 19 points 10 hours ago

Lol that was some dementia caregiving shit

[–] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 hours ago

And that video is a year old.

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[–] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 18 points 10 hours ago

Damn good catch.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago) (2 children)

Then why is he wearing an unfitted jacket? Is he poor?

[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 25 points 10 hours ago (2 children)

He's always worn suits that fit like a fat kid trying on his adult dad's suit. I can't guess why, but he does it so consistently it must be on purpose.

Would you wanna measure his inner thigh for a fitted suit?

[–] tempest@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 hours ago

It just used to be the style in the 80s and 90s. Even by those standards it's a bad fit but that's why I assume he wears them.

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[–] Donjuanme@lemmy.world 133 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Who's more dangerous around the sofa, president or vice president,

And more importantly where the fuck are the Epstein files you fuckers said kamala wouldn't release?

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 37 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Remember all those MAGA influencers touting epstein file binders promoting the pedophiles campaign when he campaigned on all those lies he said he was going to do and then did exactly the opposite of every single thing he campaigned on and yet these jackoff MAGA fucks still support the pedophile for some ungodly reason?

Pepperidge Farms remembers.

[–] Serinus@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Not all of them. The jackoff tucker carlson maga fuck gave it up.

Oh, and Charlie Kirk hasn't said anything positive about Trump in awhile now.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 17 points 12 hours ago

He didn't lie about the dictator on day one part

[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago

Getting shat on and then fucked is a good metaphor for what’s happening to all of us

[–] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 140 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

Well ya see bud, he shits his pants. A lot.

[–] derAbsender@piefed.social 2 points 4 hours ago

He pisses himself more offen though.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 101 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

And yet it's nothing compared to the shit coming out of his mouth.

[–] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 9 points 10 hours ago

From the faces people make, I think it’s too close to call.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 18 points 9 hours ago

Brown pants on a white sofa that’s why.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.ca 38 points 13 hours ago (8 children)

Tucker Carlson is curious about this, as he is looking like he has been constipated for 3 days...

Tucker Carlson with his typical scowl

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 hour ago

Heiress CARLSON.

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[–] thessnake03@lemmy.world 17 points 11 hours ago
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Guess they want to use that couch again

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 19 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 12 hours ago

The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 13 hours ago (2 children)

One could say, he trumps a lot.

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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.

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