The last time he was there, the couch got a big, brown stain.
this post was submitted on 24 Jun 2026
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One could say, he trumps a lot.
This is the look of someone that put Vicks under his nose before the interview, knowing his coworkers laughed at him
“He eats ham and jam and spam a looot!”
They clearly need a different sofa model, which seems to be easier to clean.
ozempic causes diahrrea
it's because he's wearing a diaper and on the faux leather seats, it would make a crinkly crunching noise every time he moved.
JD wants to soil the sofa.
Papi nooo!
Ugh, imagine shitting your pants in front of the camera.
If I were them I would have broken out the plastic lawn furniture so it could be hosed down afterwards.
Wicker furniture could be burned immediately after.
They shouldn't have to wait until he gets off it.
So that other clip from this show, where shit is seeping out, is it verified to be real?
I was gonna say why not match the couch, but then the cameras would see when he stands up.