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[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 18 minutes ago

The other day, I saw two frogs kissing.

Now I identify as a gay frog.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 9 points 1 hour ago (3 children)

I remember my dad explaining that "the gays" did it for the money. A household of 2 men would have more money.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 3 minutes ago

Money and the free chemical castration back when healthcare actually meant something

/s

[–] Archangel1313@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 minutes ago

Double income, and no kids. It's the ultimate life-hack.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

Were it so easy

[–] homes@piefed.world 30 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

If conservatives were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be conservative

[–] Rustmilian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

Let me just...

If < insert big name political party in America > were capable of using logic, they wouldn’t be < insert big name political party in America >.

  1. Everything that’s not acceptable to conservatives is equally bad
  2. One of those things turns out not to be so bad
  3. What else might not be so bad?
  4. ???
  5. Kid now is going to hell and, worse, will grow up to vote for someone left of center or become trans or gay or whatever

That’s the worry. The ideology is fragile. Any single crack in the dam will result in a flood.

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

If they see two men kissing, then they see two women kissing, does it equal out?

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 4 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

Omg. How do you not know that this is how kids turn Bi?

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 3 points 29 minutes ago

Shit I haven’t been to the weekly antifa meeting in awhile, not up to date with the current meta strats

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 1 points 35 minutes ago

They just don't want to teach people it's normal

[–] Codpiece@feddit.uk 8 points 1 hour ago

Or two women kissing.

[–] SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 19 points 2 hours ago

But women are feminine, and so kissing them is feminine, and that's gay.

[–] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Maybe heterosexuality is a metastable state while homosexuality is a stable ground state. It's like sexual vacuum decay.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 10 points 2 hours ago

But that would mean that sexuality is fluid....

"Obviously two men kissing is so much better than a man and woman kissing, so that wouldn't possibly work" - some of those homophobes probably.