It's pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.
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I dip mine in cocktail sauce after putting Wasabi and ginger on it. With squeezed lemon juice in the cocktail sauce
I mean it's Kroger Sushi who cares...
Americans are such degenerates it's actually crazy
I read that Europeans here for the World Cup are crazy for ranch dressing. Seems odd that they don't already have it, given all the American junk food franchises over there.
We can buy ranch in the UK but its a very new thing. And very american, bit fatty for me tbh.
Apparently the Japanese have discovered American food and have lost their goddamn minds. Those poor bastards.
Well it kinda makes sense because novelty usually tastes good, or at least "interesting".
Someone tell me what doesn't taste good with ranch. Go on. I'll wait.
Not that things don't taste good with ranch, some things just taste better with something else.
Assuming it's gross with chocolate cake but I haven't tried. Might be alright with carrot cake though I guess
In the distance, Japanese sirens.
it already had cream cheese in it. The first mistake was made at the grocery store.
You don't have to like a Philly roll but it's pretty much the same thing as a bagel with lox and shmear so don't talk like it's an unheard of abomination.
I don't put ranch dressing on a bagel either. ;-)
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How has no one mentioned the ring yet? What's that placement on the finger? It looks like half of it is right on the joint and it looks like 3d printed plastic. It's a wedding ring but no material that lasts looks like that.
Not uncommon for people in mechanical fields to use rubber wedding bands in place of a conventional, they ahve a breakaway cut so if they get caught in a machine they just tear open...
The blue is an interesting choice though.
That's a safety ring. They're silicone rings you were around machinery. You can still wear a representative wedding band but it won't degloved you if you catch it on a blade or if it snags during a fall. Climbers wear them too.
My fiance is a chef and she wears these.
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