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I much prefer autumn/winter. Only when it gets really slippery from frozen over streets it starts to suck, i can always dress warmer. I cant wear less than nothing, and it is still way too hot.

Can always put on more clothes, but can't undress more than naked...

Remember when humanity had not almost eradicated two seasons through climate change and you could be a spring or autumn lover?

I love summer.
I’d rather have 90° than 9°.
I like having daylight past 4pm.
I like seeing blue skies and the sun.
I like being able to go outside without bundling up under five layers, and still being cold.
I like not having to shovel my walks, snowblower my drive, scrape off my car, etc.
I like swimming.
I like seeing green trees, colorful flowers , bumblebees, and nature.
I like taking my kid to the park so he can ride his skateboard.
I like going to the beach.

Fuck winter, man.

Summer people are all masochists.

Right?
I'm done with summer. Looking forward to that first early morning air nip with a dusting of frost on the ferns, presaging the arrival of snow.

Love the summer. I love my skin not feeling cold as balls as soon as I step outside. Love not taking a cold ass shower in the morning before work. Love the sun being out later into the evening. Love doing outdoor shit. Swimming. Love the warm nights. Hanging out naked.

Winter is the sad time.

No cold seeping so deeply into my bones that it lodges itself there to radiate outward through my whole body so I can barely move.

No aching dryness making it almost impossible to breathe.

I know many aren’t built for heat but cold causes me near-debilitating pain and drains my soul of life. I’ll enjoy the warmth and sun while it lasts.

I thought 2 of those writhers of pain over on the left were boobs so yeah

There's no limit to how many layers I can wear in winter, but there's a limit to how many I can take off in the summer. Simple as

Summer used to be hot but it also used to be perfectly fine to sit in the shade and feel fine. Nowadays the temps even in the shade are over 30-35°.

I actually love the feeling of a hot wall of furnace hitting me when I go outside. Thick smell of life in the air, chlorophyll, baking earth. The hot blanket of the sun. The sweat, the sweaty men, the shirtless men. OK I am getting off track, we were talking about sweaty men I think?

Prefer snow to ticks and mosquitoes ngl.

Finally, someone who understands. I want snow!

Rather have 95 and humid than a negative wind chill every single time.

Come visit me in south Louisiana.

Yes I will gladly take the pits of hell over anything from Jack Frost or temperatures going anywhere below 70.

I love summer, but you have to do it right. Going to the store and walking across a hot blacktop parking lot is asking for a bad time.

Hanging out in a park, going for hike, swimming, hitting the beach, more daylight hours, ice cream, grilling and admiring the greenery. That's peak life on Earth 🌎🌍

This is everyone in Arizona in the summer. “At least there is no windshield scraping!”

AZ people are delusional.

Being a "summer lover" means I hate cold and love sunlight. It doesn't mean I wanted the burning hellscape we're all going to have to get used to. Wish we had listened to climate scientists and taken action...

Here in Australia I'm hosting a snow trip next week.. there is still no snow in the mountains where we're goin

Also f summer. Hayfever and bushfires suck

Fuck winter. I need Sunlight.

The only season I can enjoy outside is Fall. Summer is too hot, Winter is too cold, and I get allergies in the Spring.

Fall is perfect.

My wife when I show her this:

"Got any questions about propane?"

"Or... propane accessories?"

I'm in this picture and I like it.