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[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 3 points 31 minutes ago* (last edited 10 minutes ago)

So I can delete France and not have some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 8 minutes ago

Sacre bleu!

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 3 points 50 minutes ago

I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 23 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

easy, the left one.

France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore

[–] ashenone@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England

hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.

[–] i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca 19 points 2 hours ago

You’re allowed to say Froance here.

[–] ollie@pawb.social 3 points 1 hour ago

too gay for this, delete france

[–] DivineDev@piefed.social 3 points 1 hour ago

What's the word being censored? Fragrance?

[–] Dzheyk@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 hours ago

As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...

[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)
[–] TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] guynamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 4 points 54 minutes ago

Perhaps it would convince her if I’ll also be a catgirl gf? >:3

[–] dan1101@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I will take the void where friance used to be.

[–] istdaslol@feddit.org 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

French wine and catgirl gf, what does a man want more in life

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I can think of something:

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 2 points 1 hour ago

Can we swap out France for Quebec?

[–] marretics@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest

[–] itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Like it's just water now or is it a part of Germany and/or Spain?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Does it matter? Frankia delenda est

[–] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Is the implication that this is a French catgirl?

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

God I hope not, it makes the choice even easier if the gf is cursed

[–] HostilePlayer@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

(つ◉益◉)つ where is my cat girl gf!

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"Genocide a culture of 70 million people in order to live out your bestiality fantasy!"

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 8 points 54 minutes ago

You can only pick one.