Why would I want to eliminate France when ohio is a potential target?
this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2026
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"I wish a catgirl loved me more than anyone in the fucking world."
I wish that guy was hyper-allergic to cats.
But i like it here :( 🇫🇷
Should I prepare a lifeboat ?
French Noah's ark. you get to keep a pair of every french stereotype.
Fuck, we're not gonna make it with only 2 bottles of wine
fill the ark with wine and forget about the french. it's for the greater good
Get off my ark it's muh wine !
No, the top part of France will be cut off and attached to England. Whatever's left will be equally divided between Spain, Italy, Germany and Belgium. As for all the French people, they will be placed in reeducation camps. This includes every flavor of French, so Quebecois, Guadeloupe and whatever else as well.
Will--will the catgirl disappear if not picked? 🥺
Uhh.... neither?
Might as well choose the cat girl. You can always drive out to a farm and ~~abandon~~ set her free.
I do own a have-a-heart trap
So I can delete France and not have to deal with some weird fetish cartoon girl (who I'm guessing shits in that box)? What's the catch?
I can't even express how much I'm choosing to remove France. I mean, even if I already had a catgirl gf and she was part French and would be gone as well I would not hesitate for a moment. Sorry girl but fuck France.
I'm sure the cargirl gf would also choose the same.
she understand
Definitely begone with france 10/10
easy, the left one.
France is a currently melting so no point in wishing for that anymore
Hating on France as a meme is an mi6 psyop to get the deserved heat off England
hating on the french is fun, but hating on the English is part of my religion.
Respect
Sacre bleu!
You’re allowed to say Froance here.
I am the catgirl gf :3
good news, France is melting as we speak.
wishing works
Can I pick you? :3
No. You must pick to eliminate France.
only if my gf lets :p
Perhaps it would convince her if I’ll also be a catgirl gf? >:3
What's the word being censored? Fragrance?
As much fun as introducing a catgirl gf into the marriage sounds, my hatred for the French runs deep in my veins...
too gay for this, delete france
that catgirl is a femboy
Like it's just water now or is it a part of Germany and/or Spain?
Does it matter? Frankia delenda est
What will France be replaced with? The ocean? Would be kind of cool to live closer to the sea, to be honest
French wine and catgirl gf, what does a man want more in life
I can think of something:
I will take the void where friance used to be.
Can we swap out France for Quebec?
Is the implication that this is a French catgirl?
God I hope not, it makes the choice even easier if the gf is cursed
(つ◉益◉)つ where is my cat girl gf!
"Genocide a culture of 70 million people in order to live out your bestiality fantasy!"
You can only pick one.
culture? We're taking about the french