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[–] charokol@lemmy.world 30 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (5 children)

This was a recipe in a cookbook I had as a kid

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

The recipe sounds good enough if you replace the ice cream cone with a tortilla wrap (still can be shaped as a cone).

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did your parents also beat you with jumper cables?

[–] tpyoman@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I understood that reference.

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] charokol@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Found a photo of the contents

What? No ~~dick~~ candle salad?

[–] whimsy@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Haha, very sweet! Thanks for sharing :)

I'll see if I can manage to find a copy. Some friends might appreciate something akin to this

[–] charokol@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Can’t remember everything else off the top of my head. A lot of very simple things for kids that I loved to make. Like eggs in a frame, pigs in a blanket, that kind of stuff. It was called Kids Cooking by Klutz.

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tuna, pickle and olive in a tuna salad?

That sounds like an overly salty depression meal.

One that causes or fixes depression? Because right now I'm leaning toward causes

[–] frittoBee@lemmy.world 1 points 2 days ago

This actually sounds quite good.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 12 points 2 days ago

Are you a cat?

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago
[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 9 points 2 days ago

thanks, I hate it.

[–] HonoraryMancunian@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 1 points 1 day ago

You can have every bit of it. I won't bother you for none.

[–] radiofreebc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I threw up in my mouth a little bit there.

Not just your mouth, all of our mouths comrade.

I was wondering where that corn came from.

[–] ramble81@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 days ago

Most cones like that taste more like paper than anything, so it probably wouldn’t taste bad at all.

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

This looks delicious. I think more foods should be served in ice cream cones!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Especially ribs. Or soup.