writes "Protect the World from Climate Change" on the whiteboard
nods
Progress.
this post was submitted on 01 Jul 2026
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If it is sincere, watch them deny everything, then realize the truth in ~6 months.
It’s called cuckmaxxing. If you’re not cuckmaxxing, are you even trying?
LinkedIn changed my life.
While everyone else is worried about "work-life balance," I chose work-work balance.
I wake up at 3:47 AM.
Ice bath.
Meditation.
Read 400 pages of billionaire biographies.
Reply "Great point!" to 73 executive posts.
Commute 90 minutes just to prove my commitment.
By 8:00 AM I've already delivered more value than most people do in a week.
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don't ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Lunch is for people without ambition. Weekends are a mindset. My family understands that EBITDA comes first.
A lot of people say this sounds unhealthy.
Those people are employees.
I'm an asset.
My goal isn't just to go above and beyond.
I spend 12 hours a day literally sucking my boss's cock, because if you're not willing to become a full-time sycophant in pursuit of a 2.3% annual raise, do you even want to succeed?
.#Grindset #Leadership #Hustle #Synergy #ThoughtLeadership #1CorporateCocksucker #PleaseNoticeMe
People ask me how I got promoted so quickly.
The answer is simple: I don’t ask what my company can do for me. I ask what more of myself I can sacrifice for quarterly earnings.
Don't forget the part where they casually drop that their dad owns the company as if it has nothing to do with anything.
And their mom works in HR
You really aren't on that grindset if you have time to fuck your wife. True leadership is about delegating these sort of tasks so you can free up your full potential.
Friends this is clearly satire
This is 2026. Poe's Law has never been more relevant.
Agreed. If he's not joking, I lack the software dependencies to operate in this reality
according to the comments it's actually real 💀💀💀
This community couldn't detect satire if it was named Ken M and fucking their wife.
"Mountains get so big cuz they have no natural predators"
- Ken M
Yeah I seem to be better than most here but I've noticed it too. Same with noticing AI writing, people seem to be awful at it.
It's like a severe form of autism for autism. Double autism? Because a lot of my friends (and me) are on the spectrum and can detect AI writing or satire but Lemmy seems to be uniquely inept at it.
His wife is literally a Karen. Going to a fitness "booty" camp over the long weekend with her personal trainer.
I really hope this is satire.
Satire
Obvious satire of a real story.
His wife is about to get some booty, to be sure.
These days nothing is too crazy to be real.
I'd cheat on this dude too. "Walks the talk"!? You fucking psycho...
Oh there will be fireworks alright.
Endless bangs
This is 100% REAL. Not sure if you can see it if you're not logged in or a member, but it's legit.
Def a continual joke poster
Confirmed. The dude is a legitimate shitposter and has a particular gripe against toxic hustle culture.
A clear sign of the professionalism of LinkedIn these days!
I can't without an account but I just choose to believe it.
The Advil bottle is a nice touch
Wrong community?
I hope this is real
This can't be real. Cuck energy.
Idk if it’s satire but the company website exists and this guy is listed as the founder https://rockroserisk.com/about
RIP to him if he posted this in seriousness
Dude come on we need people to take environmental responsibility more seriously, not less.
More than energy, dude is posting on LinkedIn about getting cucked
Joke's on us, telling everyone he's a cuck is his kink.