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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 6 points 46 minutes ago* (last edited 45 minutes ago)

Ugh. Went to look for the scene and get this. Fuck youtube. I’m not signing in.

E: and for the record “protecting my community” would be blocking people telling objective lies. But there’s no shortage of those on youtube.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 8 points 57 minutes ago
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 15 points 1 hour ago (2 children)

For the young-uns:

Catherine Zeta-Jones at her peak..... in Entrapment.....in 1999. The good ol days.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 52 minutes ago

Or at least her body double.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 52 minutes ago

That movie was pretty fucking great even without her in tight clothing. Sean Connery was her mentor as a thief was the premise iirc

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 hour ago

"Doggy me like one of your French girls," as the saying goes.

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 8 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Guys wake up, new Mikey7 / Violet type account just dropped

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 6 points 1 hour ago

Have we ever seen them in the same room?

[–] valar@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 hour ago

Catherine Zeta-Jones, Entrapment (1999). I wore out this part of my VHS tape.

Catherine Zeta-Joooooooonessss She dips beneath the lasers, whoa-oh-oh She has entrapped me, and Sean Connery Whoa-oh-oh, whoa-oh-ohhhhhh

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Without the apostrophe I'm not sure what it means.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It means that ass belongs to Friday. Clearly.

[–] BCsven@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

To me it reads bend me over the Friday of this lady. When clearly she has a Wednesday

[–] overcast@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

it’s cuffin season