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[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 60 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Very temped to @ the one guy dedicating their life to posting in the LinuxSucks lemmy

[–] SmoochyPit@lemmy.ca 49 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What a wild rabbit hole that was… most memes posted have image diffusion artifacts, and most text posts are clearly LLM responses.

But between editing memes, moderating and posting, it’s impressive dedication. And doing it on the Fediverse is absolutely targeted. This is pro hater hours.

I’m thinking their partner let them for Tux.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 31 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Oh funny you say that because I commented that their ex banged a kernel maintainer and they've been mad ever since; banned me for it lol

[–] KurtVonnegut@mander.xyz 33 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

You shouldn't joke with these things.

When my dad was seventy, and under a lot of pressure from work, he had to use Microsoft Teams once and he hasn't been the same since.

[–] errer@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How did they know me and my wife’s safe word?!

[–] Sailing7@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 weeks ago

I mean its a safeword in two ways.

First that you both communicated it to each other to be the safe word.

But also

If you say that word during action every lust will plummet for every partner. So either way it works ^^

[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Unpopular opinion: slack is worse than teams.

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Somehow, we've entered a universe where every single chat client sucks flabby, unwashed ass. I can't think of a single one that works as well as AIM and pidgin did back in 2001, and that's absolutely pathetic.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago

pidgin

God how I miss interoperability. I went to college right as all the disparate chat systems started coalescing into everyone just using Facebook, and it was super useful being able to chat across all the platforms (including FB) from one program

[–] jtrek@startrek.website 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Ew. That is certainly unpopular. Teams can't even do read/unread notifications

[–] ivan@piefed.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I had to do online lessons during pandemic using Teams. And I forgot to document attendance of the students, and searching through chat was tedious. That's when I figured that Teams API is also shit af, that instead of attendees returns list of people who were invited to call.

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

I think there's no reliable way to discover all people that participated in a Teams meeting.

Looking manually, it will leave people out too.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

That sucked so hard. Taught highschool age kids. We ended up doing attendance manually. As in: join the day's meeting, turn on your camera and show me that you're out of bed, clothed, and ready to learn.

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[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't matter, we need to get rid of all these platforms. Pinging large groups of people shouldn't be this easy. Maybe get rid of internal email as well.

Want to contact somebody? write a note and have it delivered. I'd bet it'd be more efficient, when you need to limit your messages.

Just imagine how much calmer your day would be, if you wouldn't have to deal with "who ate my lunch?" or "there's a car with the headlights on at a carpark on the other side of campus" with the same urgency as actual directed communication.

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I have my mic right beside my mechanical keyboard. Nobody hears a thing if I type during a meeting in Zoom and Slack. In Teams, if I type as light and quietly as possible, people complain immediately. That is my experience with Teams.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You do know you can mute your mic, right? Unless you type and talk simultaneously

[–] sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I do sometimes, but generally I can mute myself and be fine. It's a mild annoyance. But the main point is that Teams appears to make no attempt at noise cancellation. What if there was loud vehicles or sirens? Barking dog? Kids screaming, people talking in public? I guess everyone just hears everything in Teams. Seems like a really basic feature that's missing.

I was in an online meeting years ago when a formation of F-16s flew over my house at 500 feet. Ain't no cancelling that noise. That was a good day.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

For serious, does anyone use it out of free will and not because it's mandated from work?

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[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's too late for this guy. He's already brain dead.

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 2 weeks ago

replaced by MS WINDOWS 11 AI BLOATWARE.

[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

"I totally get why I need to have to versions of teams and outlook without any of them working"

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I like Teams 🤷‍♂️

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Lie him down on his side and keep his head elevated, I've already called the ambulance.

[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As far as ms software goes its pretty good. Clean UI lots of hotkeys. Its at least close to as good as the other chat applications in my opinion. I can't think of much id add to improve it, except to improve the Firefox SSO with containers.

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Fizz@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 weeks ago

Whats better then?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

If the Bad Man has a stroke mid-rally (in 100°+ heat) I will laugh for a week straight. Of course he's likely to cancel it because he has a small... crowd...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You are invited to the dance party. It's everywhere when it happens

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 3 points 2 weeks ago

I don't dance, but if it's atop his grave then I will make a singular exception.

[–] heartSagan5@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Sadly, the storms thwarted that possibility. Fml

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The speech stupidity was supposed to start after dark because of the ~~heat~~ tiny crowd.

Had the ~~dickless chickenshit fucktard racists~~ patriot front in white masks not shown up yet?

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Fuck Cisco webex and the executives it rode in on!

[–] Xanthrax@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Woops forgot that "e"

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

I also liked Skype, even though I spent five years of my career writing Skype clones that absolutely nobody used.

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 weeks ago

What was it?

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[–] CaffeinatedCubits@programming.dev 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hey, at least it's not Slack.

[–] blargh513@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, I don't love teams, but slack is dogballs. I know, let's make some more places for shit to be!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 2 weeks ago

its auto-lobotomy for MS.

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