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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 3 points 21 minutes ago

"Explain how."

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 14 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

It makes sense that a regular chatGPT user is unfamilliar with the concept of "thinking"

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 8 minutes ago

Thing is people have different ways of thinking, not all of them verbal. Might've switched over.

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 10 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

*it

Chatgpt is a thing, not a person

[–] saplyng@lemmy.world 6 points 1 hour ago

This bothers me so much, my coworker constantly refers to Claude as "he" even when I remind him that's a bad idea for long term, to either call it "it" or Claude. But nope even in front of the CEO it's all "I was just working with him and gosh he makes everything so great blah blah blah, he frustrates me sometimes blah blah"

I think my coworker will be on the short path for ai psychosis

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 2 points 55 minutes ago

Bicameral mind due for a comeback I see.

[–] daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 hours ago

Guys, I it works.

Just think "make no mistakes" and you can do whatever you want.

[–] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 56 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

More like imagination

[–] leo85811nardo@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

It's not feature complete if you can't configure the thinking effort

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

Some people don’t have an internal monologue, I can’t find the original source but stuff on the internet say 30-50%.

[–] PabloSexcrowbar@piefed.social 3 points 31 minutes ago (1 children)

I did a stint in an inpatient mental facility, and one of the other people there was suffering from voices in her head and kept a notebook full of some of the things they said. I asked if I could take a look and it was just...thoughts. Like, normal thoughts that I had assumed everyone had.

[–] Gregers@lemmy.world 1 points 16 minutes ago

Only time it's annoying is when my thoughts are angry and in aramaic, but at least I know it's just normal thoughts. Lmao

[–] Traister101@lemmy.today 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Yeah. I've got Aphantasia and no internal monolog

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 4 points 38 minutes ago

I cant work out if thats brilliant or terrifying.

I wish I could have a ride in your brain and see what its actually like.

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 4 points 1 hour ago

That must be so peaceful, I'm insanely jealous.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 19 points 3 hours ago

I've tried it, but my mind keeps telling me I need to upgrade my plan.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 35 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Satire, or autism… satire or autism…. Hmmmmmm

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 28 points 4 hours ago

He just figured out the rubber ducky method for problem-solving.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 19 points 4 hours ago

Autistic people can produce some of the best types of satire. So i am saying both.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Don't insult autists like that

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 hour ago

This hit me the same as “don’t talk shit about midgets!”

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 4 hours ago

It's impossible to tell

[–] pennomi@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago

People have been doing this with god since the dawn of humanity

[–] Hackworth@piefed.ca 10 points 4 hours ago

Hints of /r/tulpa

[–] melfie@lemmy.zip 4 points 3 hours ago

This problem is real—you are right to question it.