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[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

it does! my friends are on it :3

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 18 hours ago

No should commence an immediate shutdown

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

i never touch a computer again once built, unless it demands an upgrade.

[–] HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub 5 points 23 hours ago

Yes in my case.

Progress on my app next update. Progress on my first game. Some good music and videos about how deep in shit are americans, which make me appreciate my country more.

[–] davidagain@lemmy.world 2 points 19 hours ago

It made me much happier today than it did yesterday. Yesterday it was being a complete pain in the neck, but today, all good.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 1 day ago

Nothing makes me happy.

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I 3d modelled a gnoll with big titties and i was happeh

[–] Icedrous@lemmy.ca 2 points 22 hours ago

No. Ever since my work injury, looking at a screen or playing games causes me to be incredibly sick.

I played 20 minutes of Skyrim yesterday, and I was so sick midday I had such a bad migraine I took a nap and had hot flashes where I sweat through my shirt. Last night barely slept due to nightmares.

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 1 points 19 hours ago

no but it did make me laugh and that's something :)

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 56 points 1 day ago (4 children)

It made me happy until I read the article about a truckload of vintage Japanese porn crashing into a grain silo in rural Manitoba and being completely destroyed. Apparently that truck had the only remaining copy of the 1972 magazine featuring "the girl with the tempura asshole". It was a revolutionary piece of art that introduced the concept of eating ass to a generation.

[–] Icedrous@lemmy.ca 1 points 20 hours ago

My province ruins everything

[–] silver@das-eck.haus 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It should've been in a museum. How will future generations know that you can even eat ass?

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 9 points 1 day ago

Analingus... finda a way.

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 day ago

The answer to your question is tempura tapeworms. That's how.

[–] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 day ago

Welp that's on my social credit score log now, thanks macaqueandcheese

[–] solidheron@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If only the computer could touch me

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 points 1 day ago

You mean, yours does not?

[–] GhostFace@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago

Yes. I played video games and then I cuddled with my cat and watched movies on my little handheld computer.

[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yes actually

Fixing computers during the day + being on my own at home (games, making art, listening to music, etc.) = very happy.

It’s not just a slop/work/social media machine

[–] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Oh, like the monster and not like someone obsessed with how many lights there are.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Not yet. I have to touch bad computer for 8 hours today before i can go home and touch good computer

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Point out bad touch on this touchpad.

[–] Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago

Right her- ah dammit I opened copilot...

[–] o_O@lemmy.today 1 points 23 hours ago

Needed to use my work computer for 5mins, fired it up the workplace software crashed (50/50 chance these days) only solution is a reboot. Start the reboot process "Your computer is updating, please do not power off" type message (Not word for word) I haven't got time for this. Pull the plug before it starts doing anything serious, power on. Your computer needs to update before starting. 20mins before I can start a 5min task.

Windows.

[–] NightTitan@lemmy.world 1 points 23 hours ago

I was in a car accident and I have used my computer to fight an insurance company. Am I happy? - no. Do I feel like my future is better - potentially yes. I guess it all sucks.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago

Yes.

I also talked with my parents. That didn't make me happy.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago
[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

It's because you didn't restart the happiness daemon after the update.

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 2 points 1 day ago

It helped my forget, mostly, the horrendous back pain in in today.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago

She won't let me touch her ports.

[–] bloogoose@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 day ago

The last time a computer gave me a real positive emotion was building a FFVII fan page using Front Page and embedding a midi of Frog's theme from Chrono Trigger on loop in the background.

No, it didn’t. Touching the computer usually means I’m making money for someone else at the cost of my attention and time being dragged away from how I would prefer to be spending my one wild and precious existence.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Thank you for creating

dialog

content

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

With colors 0, 4, 7, 9, 14, and 15!

I bet it’s a Tandy. Mmm them TGA graphics with 3-voice sound.

2 questions but only 1 way to answer. So the implication is you can only be happy when using a computer? This dev needs QA

No, it didn't. It facilitated me hanging out with friends which I enjoyed.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I actually haven't. I only touched my mouse, keyboard, and monitor..

[–] skankhunt42@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 day ago
[–] beep@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] beep@piefed.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Why would you make me see this?

[–] beep@piefed.world 1 points 1 day ago

Yet you saved it to your gallery..... I can sense it😒

Does the smartphone count?