it does! my friends are on it :3
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No should commence an immediate shutdown
Yes in my case.
Progress on my app next update. Progress on my first game. Some good music and videos about how deep in shit are americans, which make me appreciate my country more.
i never touch a computer again once built, unless it demands an upgrade.
It made me much happier today than it did yesterday. Yesterday it was being a complete pain in the neck, but today, all good.
Nothing makes me happy.
I 3d modelled a gnoll with big titties and i was happeh
King
It made me happy until I read the article about a truckload of vintage Japanese porn crashing into a grain silo in rural Manitoba and being completely destroyed. Apparently that truck had the only remaining copy of the 1972 magazine featuring "the girl with the tempura asshole". It was a revolutionary piece of art that introduced the concept of eating ass to a generation.
My province ruins everything
It should've been in a museum. How will future generations know that you can even eat ass?
Analingus... finda a way.
I have questions.
The answer to your question is tempura tapeworms. That's how.
Welp that's on my social credit score log now, thanks macaqueandcheese
No. Ever since my work injury, looking at a screen or playing games causes me to be incredibly sick.
I played 20 minutes of Skyrim yesterday, and I was so sick midday I had such a bad migraine I took a nap and had hot flashes where I sweat through my shirt. Last night barely slept due to nightmares.
If only the computer could touch me
You mean, yours does not?
no but it did make me laugh and that's something :)
Yes. I played video games and then I cuddled with my cat and watched movies on my little handheld computer.
Yes actually
Fixing computers during the day + being on my own at home (games, making art, listening to music, etc.) = very happy.
It’s not just a slop/work/social media machine
don't forget porn
Trekkie! 😤
Oh, like the monster and not like someone obsessed with how many lights there are.
Not yet. I have to touch bad computer for 8 hours today before i can go home and touch good computer
Point out bad touch on this touchpad.
Right her- ah dammit I opened copilot...
Needed to use my work computer for 5mins, fired it up the workplace software crashed (50/50 chance these days) only solution is a reboot. Start the reboot process "Your computer is updating, please do not power off" type message (Not word for word) I haven't got time for this. Pull the plug before it starts doing anything serious, power on. Your computer needs to update before starting. 20mins before I can start a 5min task.
Windows.
I was in a car accident and I have used my computer to fight an insurance company. Am I happy? - no. Do I feel like my future is better - potentially yes. I guess it all sucks.
Yes.
I also talked with my parents. That didn't make me happy.
It's because you didn't restart the happiness daemon after the update.
Yes.
It helped my forget, mostly, the horrendous back pain in in today.
She won't let me touch her ports.
The last time a computer gave me a real positive emotion was building a FFVII fan page using Front Page and embedding a midi of Frog's theme from Chrono Trigger on loop in the background.
No, it didn’t. Touching the computer usually means I’m making money for someone else at the cost of my attention and time being dragged away from how I would prefer to be spending my one wild and precious existence.
Thank you for creating
dialog
content
With colors 0, 4, 7, 9, 14, and 15!
I bet it’s a Tandy. Mmm them TGA graphics with 3-voice sound.
2 questions but only 1 way to answer. So the implication is you can only be happy when using a computer? This dev needs QA
No, it didn't. It facilitated me hanging out with friends which I enjoyed.
I actually haven't. I only touched my mouse, keyboard, and monitor..
Why would you?
Why would I what?
Why would you make me see this?
Yet you saved it to your gallery..... I can sense it😒
Does the smartphone count?