Well fuck, where do you think all that dust and lint in the house comes from? Shit doesn't just magically waltz in all by itself. Takes effort, you know. You're welcome.
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Ahh yeah, the Jerry Seinfeld strategy! Wear your underwear until they're so thin that they barely retain the properties of underwear, then open a window and let them waft out on the breeze like a dandelion.
Only problem we have around here is it gets pretty humid so the older clothes sometimes catch on a weird smell, but if you wear them a couple of times in fresh air it goes away...
If it wasn't for grease stains I'd barely every buy a new shirt and tend to only buy new ones ob the summer when it's too hot to have a layer over top
And the actual reason for this is that it's impossible to find good clothes as a Murican-shaped man in the first place.
We have to wear them until they fall apart because we don't know whether we will ever find new ones that fit.