If the FBI doesn't know I am the man sneaking into the houses of children and filling their bladders with quik-dry cement, then God help those incompetent dweebs, for I am the reckoning God sent unto this Earth. Have you been to church recently? They can help your children from becoming like me, or if you need Jesus, they can help you too.
No one can help me. That's why I drink and huff xylol based paint thinner like my handler in the CIA taught me.