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[–] FishFace@piefed.social 88 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

"why is she being weird, this is uncomfortable"

I once knew someone fairly exhibitionist. I consider myself relatively immune to bullshit and once spoke to her about it and how it was a bit rude to make other people uncomfortable for your own gratification, but she didn't change what she was doing.

(She never hung out naked, it was just stuff she said or how far she and her bf would go when out with all our friends.)

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[–] Chef@sh.itjust.works 93 points 19 hours ago
[–] adarza@lemmy.ca 35 points 19 hours ago

probably something like:
dontgetcaughtlooking..
dontgetcaughtlooking..
dontgetcaughtlooking..
zomg!!!!!!
ihopenobodysawme...

[–] lengau@midwest.social 7 points 14 hours ago

Less blood than usual?

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago

Thinking about the right way to try suggesting a spit roast

[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 13 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Nawh that’s their face after they peep the plug 😂 We talking sun tanning or suggestive nude yoga while maintaining small talk?

Spread eagle staring contest sounds like a hilarious gangbang opener

[–] did_you_find_violets@lemmy.world 9 points 16 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Blurntout@lemmy.ca 4 points 13 hours ago

`crushing my super freak violet theory cold.

Homies gotta chill then lol if it’s on display and you’re not making uncomfortably long eye contact with them just daddy chill lol

Also real pervs know sunglasses are the casual gawkers cheat code 😂

[–] SanderZeldenthuis@nord.pub 10 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Then came the heatwave and everyone is barely wearing clothes at home on those days here. Even the friends who come over!

[–] SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 14 hours ago

Or anywhere tropical. Everyone just chilling in their undies

[–] Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 14 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

How can I discreetly sneak off and stroke it til I blow?

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 34 points 16 hours ago

“Guys, I gotta take a HUGE shit. Also, I might be a while because I’ll be furiously masturbating.”

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 6 points 18 hours ago

Trying to figure out how many seconds I can get away with looking.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 6 points 18 hours ago

Can't that bitch at least put something on when they're having guests over

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social -1 points 9 hours ago

me but with feet the one time I took a yoga class. staring isn't okay for me without their consent but damn it was still really distracting when nice looking soles inevitably entered my field of vision

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 5 points 18 hours ago

Depending on context, thats worth a look

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 2 points 15 hours ago

About the same as a woman getting continuous social media notifications and not being allowed to look at their phone.

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