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That being said, 9, 12, and 13 were the bomb.

Edit:

By popular demand secret option 34.

Edit 2:

Here’s your Choco Taco 35.

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[–] winkerjadams@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] yakko@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is 6 a real It's-It, or is it some bullshit knock-off?

[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

6 is definitely real, but most ice cream trucks didn't offer it in my experience. You'd find them in convenient stores though.

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Same... There should be ice cream trucks that sell things people really want, like frozen Reese's cups and blended margaritas.

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have never seen an It's-It that didn't come covered in chocolate

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 2 points 1 week ago

Yeah nah. I thought it looked fake, but haven't looked at a real one in at least 15 years so I couldn't figure out why. Goddamn...

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I always got the bomb pops too, or "rocket pops" which were generic versions they sometimes had and which were actually superior.

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[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] Sv443@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

honorable mention

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago

Yep and the Ed von Schleck, the Fürst Pückler, the Magnum Mandelsplitter

[–] Washedupcynic@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 week ago

2, 3, or 25. (I hated getting my hands dirty and preferred to eat out of a cup.)

[–] Chaotic_Altruist@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Golden Gaytime? Anyone?

[–] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

TIL about trash tier ice crean trucks I guess

(You get, like, actual proper ice cream in Europe, probably not everywhere tho)

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 2 points 1 week ago

Come on theres plenty of places selling heart-brand stuff

[–] Rivermoonwolf@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

17 somehow always ended up looking like a Lovecraftian abomination

[–] OR3X@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

11 is GOAT. We had an ice cream freezer in the lunch room of my elementary school and I would always get that one. Cost a whole $0.50!

[–] Chadsalot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[–] JackTea@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

I don't understand the point of this post. It's like asking "what's your choice of answers for 1+1". When you go to the grocery store,you get whatever.

You go to an ice cream shop, you always get the ones shaped like your favorite character.

Ice cream truck, you get a rocket. Unless you are a head injury victim.

I'm calling out OP for setting us up for something. I don't like it.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

You got 15 seconds to produce an orange dreamsicle before I lob this grenade into your goddamn truck you heretic.

[–] Holyginz@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

9, 12 and 6 for me

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

16 thank you very much

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

22, because I am lactose intolerant

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Same, but I’ll suffer for ice cream and pizza

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

You posted this as someone who's lactose intolerant??

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Nowadays, 6. As a kid, 9, 11 or 12.

[–] JaymesRS@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

6 or whichever of 14-16 I was feeling that day.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Essentially life saver flavored (each color one similar to the standard life saver color flavors) and a crappy frozen gumball on top. The bomb pops were larger for the same price, so I always felt they were superior.

[–] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 week ago

Always one of the character ones. The others you can get at stores pretty easily. Not as a kid, but still.

[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 1 points 1 week ago

15, 24 or 33

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

No candy center crunch is actually illegal

[–] theunknownmuncher@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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