"Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played a girl bunny?" - Garth Algar
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People in this thread talking about population issues and I ‘m just here wondering how they knew how to make more sexually attractive rabbit sex toys.
I checked it up and couldn't find any reference, it seems op is completely fabricated and not straight. The only interesting method that was temporarily effective was the introduction of specialized viruses, until they became more resistant. https://www.nma.gov.au/defining-moments/resources/rabbits-introduced
Oh well.
Aussie Scientist 1: "Oi, do you think her bedroom eyes are sexy enough?"
Aussie Scientist 2: "Looks good mate, but what if we also.give her some huge melons."
Aussie Scientist 1: "Rabbits don't huge melons, that'll be unrealistic."
Aussie Scientist 2: "Maybe, or the male rabbits will get a new fetish."
The related program to control the venomous spider population was a failure because they couldn’t find a scientist who could imagine being here to fuck spiders
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The list of things rabbits will fuck is a lot longer than the list of things they won't.
I had pet rabbits. Both brothers. They were commonly giving each other "piggy backs". Both were spayed.
That is also a gesture of domination for them, as far as i know. They werent necessarily horny, just trying to put the other in their place
rabbits aren't picky. they like to fuck.
Yes, the ruling class wants to reduce the global population, which is why the ruling class is also constantly talking about how we need to increase birthrates.
i mean ruling class // basic economics
lots of old people + more pensions + more healthcare costs + less young people working = young people pay more taxes + work harder for less = a bad thing
outside of some techno fantasy solution where robots care for the elderly (how dystopian in itself) having more old people than young people is never a good thing
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Problems with this theory:
- Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.
- Not even normies are reproducing.
- The real problem is more complicated.
- OP is a f...
- OP is a fantastic observer and logician
Not to argue about the other points but:
- Japan is even more affected by this phenomenon of low birth rates.
Isn't that where anime girls come from? So who ever wants to lower birth rates worldwide, started in Japan and now reaches other countries.
Maybe the weapon got out of control and Japan was the first victim.
everyone is becoming femboys with animal tails. and they are so sexy that normie men have lost interest in normie women.
that's the problem.
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I think anime girls predate Japan's current demographic problems. There was concerns in the past in Japan about overcrowding and anime girls may have appeared around that time.
So this theory is still plausible.
People turn to escapism because they are struggling to make connections in the outside world, not the other way around.
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I personally would have blamed the cost of raising children myself ngl.
Cost is like, towards the end of the list of why I wouldn't have kids. It's certainly there, but number 1 would probably be something like "I would never forgive myself for bringing another life into this shitty world unsolicited".
Also pretty up there is "I'd have to grow it inside my body, and then move it outside my body".
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If weebs aren't reproducing then it's an absolute win.
I wasn't going to get laid either way.
I think humanity should go extinct anyway and avoiding having children seems to be a peaceful way to do so. The more we breed the more we perpetuate the agony of existence.
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I already had two kids and let me tell you 7 years with their mother really took a toll on me. I happily fap to anime chicks now with a clean conscience I am done with real women.
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You'll love what they tried next: Fencing them in (stupid long fences) and when that didn't work, biological warfare (Myxomatosis) which actually worked pretty well for a while. Enjoy your future.
You’ll love what they tried next: Fencing them in (stupid long fences)
I duno when it goes from stupid to impressive
That's a bloody long fence!
Surely Guinness Book of Records!
edit turns out it's another fence in Australia: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dingo_Fence
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longest_fence_in_the_world
Apparently we were mad about putting up fence posts back in the day
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