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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 months ago

Me when my inventory is 95% filled with water.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Time to make some agua de pepino.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

One time my dad gave me 37 cucumbers from his friend's farm, and I was just sitting there staring at a fridge completely full of cucumbers displacing everything else like what the hell do I do with 37 cucumbers???

Most recipes online are like, use 1 cucumber and 8 potatoes... I need a much higher cucumber to everything else ratio. I eventually found an ancient website online from the 90's outlining someone's grandma's recipe for peasant Polish soup from "the war". It was like a whole damn cucumber quest.

It was ok. Really made you feel like a peasant.

[–] realitaetsverlust@piefed.zip 4 points 1 month ago

I'd probably pickle them all. But then again, I love pickles.

If you don't love pickles, probably not a good idea.

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

That's quite a story. Cucumber soup sounds not good. Agua fresca is the way to go. Maybe make a Japanese Sunomono salad. Obviously just make pickles.

[–] Zarobi@aussie.zone 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah I didn't know about this back then, and I didn't think of pickles for some reason. I was hyper fixated on a "meal" solution

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Idk about you but pickles can be a meal, maybe add some deli meat, cheese, and crackers, but honestly just pickles is good too.

[–] hypnicjerk@piefed.social 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

something's not quite right...

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

This is a really good shop honestly

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)

My brother and I have been calling it that ever since Oblivion came out.

[–] fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

what did you call it in Morrowind?

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 2 points 1 month ago

I think our Morrowind was in Russian...

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Honestly, one of my least favorite RPG mechanics. Especially when it's a game that surrounds you with an endless amount of useless shit to pick up.

Yes I know that's the point. I don't care, I hate it.

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Sadly, I'm under-cucumbered since @moistbones@lemmy.world stopped posting to !ich_iel@feddit.org

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

Ich bin Gurken-Rick!

[–] Kratzkopf@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 month ago

They did? Oh no, I just thought the posts were very irregular.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Is this "don't buy too much cucumbers, you don't need then"-awareness month? Asking for a friend

[–] grue@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago (1 children)

This is "you are an absolute fool for planting that second cucumber plant" month.

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

Thanks, I finally feel seen. I mean, my friend does

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 months ago

just make pickles by the barrel

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Is that a cucumber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

[–] lividweasel@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago

…and me sitting over here unencumbered…

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 4 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

One of my Baldur's Gate parties came dangerously close to breaking up because of this exact pun lmao

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 4 points 2 months ago

Why would you put the items that can be picked up there, if you don't want me to pick them all up? Who understands games man...

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Or am I undercucumbered?

[–] testaccount789@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

How many are rotting in your fridge right now?