I chimney up the stall about halfway and drop that deuce like a mountain goat.
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if you stand and pee, one thing you can do is pull back your "skin" so it doesnt spray everywhere
I can't imagine most uncut dudes just spray and pray
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Amen
There comes a time in a man's life when sitting down on the toilet means your carry-on might meet an unexpected water landing.
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Weiner touching porcelain:
hot dog on a fancy plate ✅
sitting down to pee 🤢
I don't want to bother putting my pants down and sitting down and standing up just to pee. Too much bother
Sit crew here. I just do it because I'm a lazy turd and a chair is a chair, I'm sitting.
Thank you! I've been saying this for years. Any toilet can be a chair and any chair can be a toilet.
I'm trans and I would sit down to avoid the dysphoria and inevitable dripping, but I had a magnum cock and would often suffer the witches' kiss, which sucked. Fortunately, I've had surgery, and now I have no genitals, so sitting to pee is less gross now.
Sit when hungover or at night Stand any other time
Both of my sons sit, I stand. I’m not sure what I did to deserve such considerate children as they just started doing it on their own before my oldest was even ten but bathroom upkeep was improved so much. I try to be conscious and careful and I still always wipe the rim with toilet paper after before I wash my hands unless the toilet is gross af.
They’re both correct. Only difference is the moment.