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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 13 hours ago

All of those are just a variant on gladiator fighting.

[–] olafurp@lemmy.world 4 points 19 hours ago

This post was written by average red team enjoyer. Reds haven't won anything since antiquity because they're so inferior to Blue/Green. Even smooth brain green team supporters know this.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Which one has more horsepower?

[–] Jiral@lemmy.world 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

joke aside, the Hippodrome was your common low key football game, with betting and people going crazy. The Colloseum on the other side was a special occasion where you better looked your best and behaved, as a spectator. Hollywood never got the memo.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

excuse me! we had both chariot races and slave chariot races. that's TWO games

[–] Vittelius@feddit.org 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

The circus maximus (the big hippodrome in Rome) also hosted gladiatorial fights and athletics competitions. The meme is misleading in the way it selects the venues.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago

These are memes reality has no place here

[–] nagaram@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Did you hear they were working on horse races? I know quite antiquated, but they were adding horse TORCH races this time! How novel!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

You mean they torch the horses then race them?

[–] nagaram@piefed.social 2 points 13 hours ago

No! But that would be much more interesting....

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Horse race tracks rent out to different groups for conventions and such when not racing horses - I wouldn't be surprised if that happened in ancient Rome too.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

I do feel like the amount of people required to staff the colloseum is like two orders of magnitude higher than a racetrack

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 51 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

stfu! Glorious hippodrome gaming chariot race

[–] Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 31 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Doesn't even have a hippo. SMH my head.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Um.. acshelly! Hippo in Greek means horse.

* Pushes glasses up nose bridge.

[–] zaphod@sopuli.xyz 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Hippopotamus means river horse, I don't think whoever named these things has ever seen a horse.

[–] GojuRyu@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

In danish a hippo is called a “flodhest”, also meaning river horse.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] ebber@europe.pub 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Only for the most special of times

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Horses might have looked different back in the day

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Okay but a lot of those Colosseum games are just the same cookiecutter format with different branding.

"Gladiator combat" "Barbarian Battle" "Martyrs" it's the same shit with different characters.

"Man vs. Beast" "Hunting Simulator" YAWN

At least the later gen hippodromes added a variety of jousting tournaments...

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you mean "same game, different skin," right?

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago (1 children)

By this logic, the greatest modern console is the smartphone.

[–] frostlytt@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago

i mean, slap a controller on a smartphone and it is actually pretty solid, so maybe youve got a point...

[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 11 points 1 day ago

I got no use for a console with no racing games. I'll be over here playing my hippodrome.

[–] Sturgist@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 day ago
[–] jay@pie.zerojay.com 3 points 1 day ago

Another game for the Colosseum: Overwatch.

Hippodrome also looks like a fairly decent Jousting Pitch

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Must be a supporter of the Blues

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The last time I went to the colosseum they dragged a rapist out of retirement for a big bout and he only lasted 69 seconds after talking so much shit.

[–] madvincent@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

I paid 15,000 asses for a ticket to that fight

uh, what's with the fake asses?

[–] bryophile@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Plus chariot racing wasn't even hippodrome exclusive

[–] bob_lemon@feddit.org 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

One of them had hooligans with real influence on politics in the Byzantine empire.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demes_in_the_Byzantine_Empire