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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 4 points 31 minutes ago

the normalest linkedin user

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 33 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Cuckmaxxing grindset. Gotta respect the hustle and finding opportunities in unexpected places, such as becoming your girlfriend's pimp

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

She doesn't have to go on the dates. They'll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 11 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago) (1 children)

Pimping out your girlfriend could make them come back later. Gotta keep the line going up, have that growth mindset

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 52 minutes ago

I learned that a pimpslap is a cost-effective method of encouraging productivity that completely sidelines the necessity of a HR dept.

[–] vapeloki@lemmy.world 31 points 3 hours ago

We are polyamorous. To bad that we don't own a restaurant :(

[–] orenj@leminal.space 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 2 points 34 minutes ago* (last edited 33 minutes ago)

Huscam?

Scamustle?

As poly, I see this as an absolute win.

[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 8 points 2 hours ago

This is actually genius