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[–] naughtlemming@fedinsfw.app 6 points 27 minutes ago (1 children)

How come nobody talks about that service fee.

What is that even supposed to be? Is that an arbitrary increase to all prices because fuck you?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 1 points 25 minutes ago

Fuck me? No. Fuck you!

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 8 minutes ago (1 children)

Criminal restaurant can't sympathize with a guy running a place with a 25% "service fee".

[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago* (last edited 3 minutes ago)

Nope. At least provide a service if you're gonna fuck us. At least the mob provided soup kitchens.

[–] X@piefed.world 7 points 1 hour ago

based cuck operator

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 19 points 2 hours ago

the normalest linkedin user

in this economy? genius

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 64 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Cuckmaxxing grindset. Gotta respect the hustle and finding opportunities in unexpected places, such as becoming your girlfriend's pimp

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 24 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

She doesn't have to go on the dates. They'll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.

She doesn’t have to go on the dates. They’ll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.

and love the appetizers so much they make it a regular date night spot. GENUIS

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 19 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Pimping out your girlfriend could make them come back later. Gotta keep the line going up, have that growth mindset

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 hours ago

I learned that a pimpslap is a cost-effective method of encouraging productivity that completely sidelines the necessity of a HR dept.

[–] vapeloki@lemmy.world 43 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

We are polyamorous. To bad that we don't own a restaurant :(

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

:(

you don't just have partners, you have assets

go open that restaurant,

[–] orenj@leminal.space 7 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] akwd169@sh.itjust.works 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Huscam?

Scamustle?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 21 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

As poly, I see this as an absolute win.

Gotta have good calamari. it is the appetizer of romance and tasteful friediness.

[–] ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 11 points 4 hours ago

This is actually genius