Programmer Humor

Lets assume AI can produce production ready code without any problems (this is what these CEOs likely believe anyway). Something that can produce thousands of lines of code per minute is not enough for these greedy fucks that now they want prompts given by speaking so that things move even faster?

So what is the real purpose? Surely this can't be it. Trying to solve a problem that has been solved more efficiently tons of times.

The C-suite people got rich by (to be a little reductionist about it) telling other people what to do, and they can't imagine that everyone else wouldn't leap at the chance to do the same.

The furry mask, which was the style at the time.

Developer to LLM: I am your father!

Fuck AI, but if this was something those loud public phone people could wear that would be great. Like the dude shouting into his phone on the bus, pair it with some headphones leave us in peace

Use a keyboard ya filthy casuals

Does it come with a spit valve?

Do people really talk to LLMs that often?

Save money. Get human shaped boxes with lids that they can lay down in to save energy to increase productivity!

chat, is this real?

Before I read the text I thought this was a photo of a stenographer; they used those or similar in depositions I've given.

Next up: Humans are hardwiring themselves to the computers, with only the brain and a few select "most important" organs remaining of them.

I have never seen anyone except streamers try this out in all honesty, I doubt the article is actually truthful. Even vibe coders understand how to type.

Cap here. The product is called vocal dampener and used by singers during warmup

I got subpoenaed once and the stenographer used one of these.

People all over the world make good livings at jobs you've never heard of, or imagined existed. Jobs that will not be done by machines anytime soon.