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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] the_flying_pig@lemmy.world 95 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I love lemmy posts with 3 digit upvotes and zero comments. It's like everyone just took a quick look and went "10/10 post, no comments".

[–] DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's already a perfect post, there's just nothing more to add.

[–] NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Quoth the bean

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We're all burned out from having to delete our reddit posts that we're very selective now so we wont have to do it again.

[–] nerfherder@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

They've figured me out

[–] cosmos8188@leminal.space 14 points 2 weeks ago

Penis-epsi

Think I got it right guys.

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

16000 psi? Could that turn them into something useful? Like diamonds?

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is why I'd never want to be rich. Everybody is either trying to steal your money or dreaming about murdering you.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I want to be ridiculously rich, just long enough to do something good for society with my money. As would most normal people.

[–] lastlybutfirstly@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

You try to do that and people will call you crazy and try to gain conservatorship over you. Rich people are stuck in a cage made of their own cash.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Then we must free them. For their sake.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 weeks ago

Lol i had to re-read that but yeah... Well done! Fantastic.