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[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 42 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Im lost, whats the joke? 😭

[–] ryper@lemmy.ca 84 points 1 week ago (1 children)

"Yes" "Oui" "Sí" "Ja" sounds like "Yes we see ya"

Thank u my friends

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

All of their "yes" responses together sound like "Yes, we see ya."

[–] manxu@piefed.social 18 points 1 week ago (4 children)

In related news, I was way too old when I learned that the Ouija board is named after oui and ja, which are "yes" in French and German.

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 week ago

I've heard that it named itself, and the oui+ja interpretation is a false etymology. This is also what's written on Wikipedia at the time of posting this comment https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ouija#Etymology

Omg, I had no idea...

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now I am imagining it called Ouinein to align with the Yes / No on the board.

[–] manxu@piefed.social 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Ha! Imagine having to pronounce it, "Weeyah" to align with the respective languages

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, in the US, I've always heard it pronounced "wee-gee." Of course, these were the same people convinced nerds playing TTRPGs were worshiping Satan.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 week ago

How to use a Luigi board?

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 2 points 1 week ago

New trademark safe horror movie: The Yes Yes Board

[–] BoneheadBruin@pawb.social 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The man then holds up all but one finger and asks "Am I holding up 10 fingers?" to which they respond "No", "Non", "No", "Nein".

[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 1 week ago

I like this variant (note, I'm slightly biased):

And Englishman, a Frenchman, an Israeli, a Spaniard and a German are sitting in a room when a man enters and asks, "Can you see me?"

They respond: "Yes." "Oui." "Ken." "Si." "Ja."

[–] Pistachio@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

I thought this was gunna be a joke about the World Cup simis