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[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 15 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

It ~~not being immoral~~ being moral or immoral has nothing to do with it being dangerous and disgusting. Asking about morality of fucking roadkill is basic strawman does nothing to checkmate anything.

[–] sleet01@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

It's immoral because this is how you get an RFK Jr. It's disgusting for the same reason.

[–] mr_satan@lemmy.zip 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Morality doesn't even matter here. The act is just disgusting. I wouldn't be surprised that such reaction somewhat evolutionary.

That being said I don't think morality even applies here. That's why I originally worded my comment: not immoral. An act can be neither in which case it's pointless to argue any side.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Instead of having to contemplate about fucking some poor, deceased deer...how about I dress up as a deer, and you all fuck me instead?

It's more ethical that way.

[–] abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world 6 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Why does "roadkill roleplay" somehow manage to sound worse than actually fucking roadkill...

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 8 hours ago

Because I'm an ex /r CursedComments regular.

[–] r1veRRR@feddit.org 21 points 1 day ago

Don't Buddhists use a similar loop hole to eat meat? In theory, they shouldn't be killing and eating animals because of the non-violence. But if they launder it via some other hunter, that's fine.

[–] Wataba@sh.itjust.works 16 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Is it moral to continue being part of an organization that rapes children?

Dont let them play distraction tactics.

[–] remon@ani.social 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

What does the US government have to do with this?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

The church.

[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Fucken christ can you imagine this guy answering the Trolley Problem?

"Okay so there's a trolley"

"I fuck the trolley!"

"No, wait- so there's a trolley and it's gonna run over either one person or three-"

"Oh! I wait for it to run everyone over and then I fuck their lifeless corpses!"

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago) (1 children)

Since we brought up the trolley problem why isn't the solution ever to pull the lever back and forth so the rails are in a state where it might derail the trolley entirely?

Kill the goddamn trolley, then fuck the trolley, I guess.

This is similar to Michael's solution to it in The Good Place. If you haven't watched it, it's basically a Moral Philosophy course, with hilarious and beautiful examples. Also with giant, flying cocktail shrimp.

[–] evadersnack@sopuli.xyz 7 points 20 hours ago

I don’t pull the lever so there’s no witnesses.

[–] chunes@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Why are there so many posts about necrophilic bestiality lately

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 15 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

We finished all the conversations about beans

[–] kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The one time I saw a post about bestiality and necrophilia, someone was saying it is common for hunters to fuck their kills, because the adrenaline of the hunt and all, makes them horny and crazy. No reason to bring it up here, though, I just want you all to suffer with me.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

I've shot a lot of animals through the years. "Horny" is now how I would describe the aftermath.

Mostly it's mild annoyance because now I have to clean it, which is a PITA.

[–] kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz 8 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah, my family has hunters, and none of them would in no way describe it as "horny". Though they kill for food, so I do not know how trophy hunter people are. And if someone kills just for their enjoyment, well... they are already kind of messed up, really. I do not think it is common, but I would also not be surprised if someone...

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago

The workers that process pigs from alive to dead, tend to be abussive to the pigs as well.

And research I have seen before, showed that sadists often get this hig, or tingle.

That is very reminiscent of someone getting their rocks off.

Someone making people cry, might actually be getting off it.

[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 8 points 23 hours ago

Well I have to lave it.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think someone was messing with you

[–] kolmaskommentoija@sopuli.xyz 6 points 17 hours ago

Oh, I was not even part of that conversation (luckily). I just happened to read it (sadly).

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago (1 children)

(sigh) I can't believe I have to say this twice on the same site.

Fucking a dead deer is just as immoral and dangerous as fucking a live one. Their bodies will still be host to a variety of potentially dangerous infectious diseases that may cross the species divide and become human-transmissible. This is a threat to your own health as well as public health.

For the love of any god that still might care, do not fuck roadkill. We do NOT need another HIV.

[–] ddplf@szmer.info 16 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Not what this is about, it being dangerous does not make it immoral, those are two completely unrelated planes.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It just feels wrong to violate a deceased animal. Poor thing already meet a terrible fate, and you will violate it's corpse on top of that.

Same for fucking roast chicken/food porn.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

Fucking animal corpses is wrong. Chewing them up and turning them into poop is right!

Not saying eating meat is wrong, it's just a funny to "digest" what a pretty normal use of an animal corpse actually is.

The "as well as public health" bit is the important one.

Humans are a social species. Most human infectious diseases require social contact in order to spread.

We lived through 2020. I think that fucking dead deer is unethical, for the same reason that not getting vaccinated and not quarantining is unethical. It is a hazard to yourself AND others.

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[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 21 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Please don't fuck dead things. You will likely get an infection. No one else wants to put up with your infected silly bad decisions. That's the morality of it.

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[–] Dookieman12@piefed.social 36 points 1 day ago (3 children)

"Look, I'm not saying you should drive around at night time with your high beams on looking for deer to run over. That would be wrong.

BUT

If you're just out, driving along, minding your own business, and you accidentally hit a deer or maybe you find one that's already been run over, well.... I mean, no sense in letting perfectly good deer poon go to waste, right? Like, if it's still warm and everything, it'd almost be rude NOT to fuck it, know what I mean?"

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