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[–] genzboomer@lemmy.zip 19 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Does anyone else find the 5 camera-angles detract from the realness of the video?

I mean, yeah, no TV is real, but this pretending that it is a real situation in this style of video irritates me in a way I cannot describe.

Am I being too picky? I don't know.

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 1 points 4 days ago

They're quite good at what they do and have been doing for a real time. With consequences like getting banned from shops, but clearly they worked together with owners of the pub for this one (they sometimes cooperate with random local businesses for pranks).

Misfit minds on YouTube if anyone's interested

[–] DrunkAnRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Realness in what way? this video was made as a prank its not supposed to reflect a real situation

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 6 days ago

"ignore these cameras and have a totally real reaction while we prank you, please"

[–] genzboomer@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Oh that makes sense. Thank you. I am happpy too that he accidentally mic'd himself up in the morning so we could hear him having his totally real reaction to the prank he didn't know about.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I agree. I don't feel like they were trying to pass it off as a real situation. The guy was a regular and they knew they could mess with him.

I think he means the ones where like someone is videoing someone who's videoing something else. Or some ridiculous situation where it's like "why would you even bother recording if you didn't know something crazy was gonna happen."

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 13 points 6 days ago (2 children)

"clap clap for the handicapped" new insult unlocked, that's a good one!

[–] modus@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

I'm gonna get fired for using that one at work and it will have been worth it.

[–] nevetsg@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Today I found out this is an Australian only saying.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Imagine being mad that you get less Carlton Dry

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If that were a Guinness it would be a perfect pour.

[–] Taldan@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It would be out of spec. 10-12mm, of head is the spec for a Guinness pour, if I recall correctly

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Which... will appear after a while as Guinness is the kind of beer that is so dang dense it will remain mostly level as the head turns to liquid. It was a joke.

[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[–] wizblizz@lemmy.world 101 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Remember when we didn't have censored shit on the internet?

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

Remember when they started adding that shit and you could get kids who were running it kicked off the internet any time you said "fuck"?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 45 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Hey what the fuck you doing mate you can't fucking say shit on the internet bro.

[–] nailingjello@piefed.zip 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 25 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm all for swearing but B*rb* Str*is*nd is taking it too far.

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You tell em Satan'sMaggotyCumFart! They can't talk like that on decent society!

[–] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 6 days ago

Realizing satan being a gay bottom being canon is amazing.

Also we have a word for that: santorum.

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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 83 points 1 week ago

"I wish my arm was shorter, cause it feels like grabbing ya."

Fuckin gold.

[–] fubarx@lemmy.world 42 points 1 week ago (10 children)

The more foam, the longer a keg stretches (pure profit for the house). But sure, let's gaslight the consumer into thinking foam is BETTER than beer: https://www.brewer-world.com/3-pours-of-pilsner-urquell/

[–] Fmstrat@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago

Did.. Did you watch it all? It's a prank on a regular customer.

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[–] jjlinux@lemmy.zip 29 points 1 week ago (8 children)

Now this is what life is about. Pull pranks on your friends and family, piss them the fuck off, then enjoy it as they found out it was just a joke. I fucking love it.

[–] Banana@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I love a good prank as long as it's good-natured, doesn't damage anything, and doesn't put anyone in harm's way. This was a funny prank.

[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website -1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What is good natured about this?

[–] 5765313496@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

They probably thought Phill would eventually find it funny. The fact that he soon reentered the pub seems to indicate that he did. (Though I'll admit, it's not undeniable proof.)

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[–] remon@ani.social 25 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I once was on an international high-speed train that was stopped because of too much foam on a beer ... that's when it stops being funny.

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[–] wolfpack86@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Randy Johnson talks differently than I thought

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[–] drre@feddit.org 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

awesome! where's this from?

[–] drre@feddit.org 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)
[–] Zannsolo@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (5 children)

If the head is bigger than 1 cm or so it's a shit pour

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