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didn't think very much when making this one. and now its done. i hope u like it.

alt image link (blahaj zone, worse quality)

* brainmade notice:

  • most of the text on-screen is not my work. it stems from "Daisy Bell", a song by by Harry Dacre.
  • ~the~ ~rest~ ~is~ ~my~ ~work~

gradients make a whole image, don't they? but they are lazy. in this case i airbrushed over it with some stronger colors so it's not as uniform. you may notice more yellow on the right and more pink on the left.

catbox works again! you know what that means! imma have to switch up all the posts i had to make with the terrible blahaj zone image compression. imma update all those images so y'all get to see the raw png full quality versions (which are still less than 0.2 MB each, of course).

i just showered. have no more energy drinks. but i had coffee. maybe that's okay.

i thought of doing another purple-post, specifically about lilac telling white to close their work laptop, and once they do, lilac praises them. might still do that. will do that. maybe even today, so get ready for a day 8.5 or 9 very soon. it will likely be day 9, since the two days after tomorrow, i will be out with friends and wont have laptop-access.

so either you get lovingly pre-produced posts, or you get weird photos with text ontop. we'll have to see.

i hope you have a lovely day ~

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[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Such a nice picture :3

Also the poetry is really awesome! I really love poetry a lot, and this one is so good! It has a Beatles-esque vibe imo. Kinda ELO-ish.

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

oh umm... u mean the text from the post? but strawberryenjoyerrrrrr--- thats stolen from a song! >o< its not my own work...

[–] strawberry_enjoyer42@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ohhhhh lol

whats the song name?

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 days ago (1 children)

... did u not read the post? like... the post body?

oh... i see it now. thats what i get for using lemmy at 1am...

[–] briah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

As Alien said, gradient gives a strong visual flow~ Apart from that I think the message you're sending is soooo sweet and adorable, makes me hope time passes fast for you~ good job taking breaks from energy drinks!! Make sure to stay hydrated so you dun get headaches~ mwah mwah mwah, chef's kiss once again

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

heheeee guess who got headaches rn.... imma go get water. usually i drink way too much, but now im not for some reason. thank u for reminding me <3

also ye the flow is fun ~ but what kind of a message are u talking about? just the text on the post? orrrr something in the body content?

also imma prooobably go back to unhealthy energy drinks. if @UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone were here, they would say "oh no, what did i do?", which is fair.

[–] UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

you made me unhealthy!!! now I will get kidney stones, blood cancer, breast cancer, lovesick, hungry and slightly annoyed!!!! >o<

nonono im kidding of course ~ could never get angry at my unglazed garlic 🧄 <3 please don't think i hate u, i was trynna be funny... but maybe overdid it a bit... puts hand on ur hand please don't be scared...

you are liked, dear unglazed garlic. i want you to be here. others want you here.

[–] UnGlazedGarlic@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Don't worry. I know you're just joking.

... but I really wish there were more 250-ml options available.

[–] briah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

mah goodnesssss :P Neither, I mean the subtext of knowing the feelings behind the post hehe

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

oooooh yea oki that makes sense ~

hmyeaaaaaaa still waiting for that letter to arriiiiiiiveeeeee---- it should be today or tomorrow.... or sigh next week.... last date should be Tuesday..... thata so long...

[–] happy_wheels@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is amazing. Thanks for sharing!

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 week ago

awwww thank u for sharing your enjoyment of it <3

[–] RebekahWSD@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My thoughts in order

Pretty art!

Isn't this the song sing by H.A.L?

Isn't this the first song sung by a computer?

I've clicked the link!

I need to go to English wiki

It was! Thanks brain, we remembered the song!

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

yessss that is indeed a modified version of the song that hal 9000 sung. yeaaaa i should have put german wiki heheee-

also awww thank u fir enjoying the post <3

[–] gAlienLifeform@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The text spacing and punctuation (and probably that gradient) creates a really strong visual flow from top to bottom that works really well for this, it's like a panel-less comic

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 week ago

i think so too.

i wanted the hesitation and pondering feels to be visible and i think they made it through. perhaps not as much as i wanted them to, but they are there. when reading it in my head, i read the space with the text, which must be a good sign.

thank u for enjoying the post <3

[–] joeljoelle@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

it's really sweet 😊 though the song makes me think of HAL from 2001 haha

thank you for sharing your thoughts and creativity with us, have a lovely day too 💜

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

hehe yeaaaaa - hal did sing that ~

what a movie. great movie.

thank u for enjoying what i make <3

[–] Zer0_7092@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Excellent use of free will, happy to see your posts!

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 week ago

pffff free will? how did i use free will here? >v< i'm not sure i understand.

[–] Phantaminum@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Really love this one! Doesn't feel lazy at all for using a gradient.

I learned about this song on TADC and now I see it everywhere haha

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 week ago

yeaaaaa thats where heard it first too ~

it won't be a stylish marriage.

yeee... gradients.... see, gradients are - so easy. too easy. they are so easy that i usually explicitly don't use em and instead draw the gradient myself to add a more lively feel.... but here i didnt. here I aas lazy slazy- a bit.

its just - gradients are suuuuuch easy eyecandy to the point that it feels like cheating, but the bad kind of cheating. the kind where i look back and say "grrr.... i shouldnt have done this".

[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The picture is beautiful and the lyrics remind me of when I was a child and mom would sing it so happily

It brought me a ton of joy, thank you for making it! 💚💚

[–] Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 week ago

oooooh that sounds absolutely wonderful <3 im happy to have reminded you of that!

thank you for enjoying it <3

I'm all the way crazy, for completely unrelated reasons.

[–] BurntWits@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Great, now I need to rewatch 2001 again. I’ve only seen it about 500,000 times.