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[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 53 points 4 hours ago
[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 37 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

It's me, I'm in this meme. Those are still technically medications, just self-prescribed.

Remember, it's society that is dysfunctional. We're accommodating it's dysfunction for our own safety and security.

[–] areakode@riskeratspizza.com 20 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (3 children)

I love Adderall. But I didn't really feel right until I started using weed. The combination leaves me with a blank, calm mind that allows me to focus. You'll take weed from my cold, dead hands.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 1 points 36 minutes ago

weed makes me anxious and panic. why? booze makes me puke. so ya. cheap date, i am.

[–] infinitesunrise@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm unfortunate because while weed is a great disassociative recreation for me and basically a part of my culture, it seriously suppresses my ability to think through complex issues in the way that's required for the technical work / hobbies I do, while adderal and other stimulant-type meds make me very tense and aggravated even at low doses. I've heard good things about clonadine though, non-stimulant adhd med, I've got plans to ask my doc about it.

[–] Almonds@mander.xyz 4 points 2 hours ago

I'm on clonidine because I have a multi-generational family history of aortic dissection. I was on vyvanse for about two years before my dad's aorta killed him. I've never been more on top of my life than when I was on a stimulant. But clonidine absolutely does help me focus, and it reduces the noise in my head, even if the effects are less profound than the stim.

I just added buproprion back into my daily meds, hoping that's going to help more with the executive dysfunction

[–] obvs@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I have an extended-release Ritalin prescription that I take every morning. It's amazing. Best stuff in the world.

But oh, man, adding an edible 2-3 times a week before bed leaves me SO much more able to function during the week.

Before those two, life was stressful as all hell.

But with those two things, I'm kicking ass and taking names all week long.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 1 points 35 minutes ago

i’m on the same extended. do you feel “hollow” at abt 3pm? like your upper chest, jaw, sinuses are just … empty in a way that says “sleep needed but also probably not?”

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Actually self medication theory teaches us that some individuals will wind up choosing the correct medication, so yeah.

[–] flandish@lemmy.world 1 points 37 minutes ago

i’ve been on ritalin a while and recently also got rx’d 0.25 xanax for obv reasons. 5 pills a month. i kinda know it helps “de edge” anxiety, but also know it helps sleep. what i have trouble with is a “bad month” or two when i might need more just oddly anxious (ironically) to talk to dr abt it for fear of becoming addicted. :/

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Joke’s on you - I’m medicated and still do all that

[–] Schorsch@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

Elvanse for getting up, weed for coming down. 👍

[–] Truscape@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Honestly both are fine as long as you stay within or below the average healthy limits (roughly 320mg/day for caffeine, weed might be less tested in that regard).

Just know your own limits and make sure you have water with you.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

320mg/day

3.2 cups a day, for anyone wonderin'

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 hour ago

Or a litre of Red Bull

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Coffee makes me sleepy. Weed makes me anxious. Focalin is like walking through a peaceful meadow with a god holding my hand and a muse whispering in my ear.

[–] Jarix@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Sorry I couldn't find it, but caffeine and coffee can have opposite effects on a person. Iirc caffeine making you sleepy is a symptom of ADHD or autism(it could be something else entirely, it was a long time ago I read the article) but was a very strong indicator of the thing in the article. This assumes it wasn't a junk article, the acidity of the coffee apparently can have an effect on your metabolism depending on what else you put in it. Cinnamon apparently had a noticeable effect on the results.

Again apologies for not being able to locate it, but Ill update this if I do manage to find the one I remember. It was pre covid when I read it if that matters

[–] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

i switched my coffee for a B complex gummy in the AM and a B12+D after lunch. It's been working gangbusters for my mood. Probably too much B vitamins but idgaf

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 15 minutes ago

Do they have caffeine too though? It seems like the B vitamin + caffeine combo is very common.

[–] Lupus108@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Check whats in you B complex, if B6 is a high dosage you should check in with your doctor, prolonged intake of high B6 doses can cause minor nerve damage. While you're at it let them check your potassium levels, too much Vitamin D can lead to drastic Potassium levels which can cause health problems. At least in Germany the blood work for both is about 25€ and you tune your dose to what's safe :)

It's probably safe but some people metabolize those vitamins differently and the tests are quick and simple.

[–] DokPsy@lemmy.world 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I wish I lived in a developed nation where I could just "go get blood work done" for a nominal fee or be able to afford to care about long term effects instead of surviving day to day. Not sarcastic, I legit wish that

[–] Lupus108@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I feel for you, sometimes I forget to be appreciative for things like this.

The whole thing was as uncomplicated as it can be. I was at the doctor's for a regular checkup, during the little interview I mentioned I was taking vitamin d to alleviate the symptoms of almost no sunlight during the winter (working nights), she then explained the vitamin d - potassium relation and took some blood to check. I got the results a couple days later via email and that was that. As it was during a regular checkup it was also free of charge.

It's awesome to be in a place where I don't even have to actively seek out that kind of medical attention. I got an email reminding me of the checkup with some possible appointments, I clicked on one, two weeks later I mention the vitamin d in passing and it gets tested in a timely manner for free. Easy as that. I had bowel movements more complicated than that.

[–] MnemonicBump@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 45 minutes ago

My father grew up in (West) Germany, and I studied German as a child (Hallo! Ich bin MnemonicBump und ich komme aus America woher kommst du?, etc, etc), and I really wanted to move to Hamburg when I was a teen. But it turns out that your country doesn't want an undereducated neurotic American, so alas, I'm stuck here.

[–] BunScientist@lemmy.zip 8 points 4 hours ago (4 children)

Coffee doesn't seem to do anything to me and idk what that means

[–] frostedtrailblazer@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

I’ve been experimenting with caffeine from different sources and at different times of the day. I feel the effects are more noticeable/different when I change things up.

So maybe black coffee isn’t going to have an effect on your focus/creativity, but some caffeinated tea or energy drink might have an effect.

Also, I feel that having a meal or a healthy snack with the caffeine matters as well to get a noticeable impact. So just drinking coffee in the morning, with nothing else, isn’t going to give me much of a boost as compared to if I had a meal or snack with it.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

how old are you ? It could be because you are young

[–] exu@feditown.com 3 points 4 hours ago

It can also depend on your genes how heavily caffeine affects you. In my family my father, sister and I don't feel caffeine much but my mother reacts very strongly

[–] SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

It’s a bong (water pipe) for smoking weed/dabs, or whatever else you want.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 1 points 40 minutes ago (1 children)

And the thing above it is...

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 14 minutes ago

It's a coffee but I don't know what kind of monster munches down a side of coffee beans with their coffee.

[–] luokaton@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 hours ago

coffee only started to do anything to me after i got on methylphenidate

Unrelated to the post content but does your username have anything to do with giraffes?