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Uh oh Claude got caught with his dick in the cookie jar!
Can someone put these on cats? You know what I’m asking for:
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There's probably a docker joke in here but thanks for the whale deepseek
I only see the angry man giving you side eye
Real buttholes are useful, so it is not a good comparison.
Well they do both output shit.
One shit fertilizes life, the other death.
“AI shit fertilizes death”
Checks out, no notes
One shit fertilizes life
... and your lettuce from Taco bell
Difference is, I have to pay for my inputs and training data. I also don't try to sell my shit to people as though its the most valuable commodity on earth.
more like diarrhea.
You uhh.. okay?
It all started back in college
Left bottom corner looks like this logo.
Bottom, lol
I guess that makes me a member of the butthole surfers.
I see you and I raise you:
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looks at own avatar pic *
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sees business opportunity*
Fed up with your annoying human employees? Want to rule over an army of yessayers? Shiny surfaces make you drool?
SchmorpAI has got your back! Let a million bullshit machines loose onto your business! Watch everything burn! Look, look at the flamesss!
Sold!!!
TIL there are avatars on Lemmy
Wait what's it called then, the tiny image next to my name? Inquiring luddites want to know!
My app has no avatars. Yeah they're called avatars, I just never knew Lemmy has them
some of these look healthier than others
Can we add this one? 4.9 just dropped:
Grok looks like it had botched surgery.
It's a black hole, in reference of what happens to investors money, instead of the others that reference what they give to the users.
You can't unlick a butthole, kids.
Everything reminds me of her.
Why is cortana there though
Didn’t beat the chocolate starfish accusations.
Is that a new collective noun? Like murder of crows?
Should be a pucker of assholes.
I have an idea for an AI company called UranusAI.
Copilot doesn't really look like a butthole IMO
Yeah more like a buttcrack
I guess LOL
LLMs are explosively imprecise, statistically luke-warm, grey goo extrusion sphincters, which is why all the logos for ‘AI’ companies are variations of arseholes.
Hey there, as a spinster I refuse to be associated with the shitrobot in any way! My yarn is nothing but finest local sheep wool.
Apologies, and corrected. I’m normally much more discerning with checking for these, and will endeavour to prevent this in the future.
That said, I must call you out as a dag as this juxtaposition uniquely warrants it.
'Dag' sent me straight to the dictionary. Very accurate, 10/10 would be insulted again by this user! 👍
A nonentity calling a schmorpAI-sales-spinster "dag" over an asshole-typo. This day is off to an interesting start.
Admittedly the insults here on lemmy might be a bit more old-timey quirky compared to reddit, but we have to work with what we've got! You'll find it's quite groovy here once you warm up to it.
I think the relative concentration of nerds with niche knowledge is higher here, yeah. I'll take a creative insult over generic slurs any day though.
The copilot butthole has easy access safety flaps.
Perhaps they're started by Greendale alumni
More like shit suckers.