How are they drinking the coffee if they have the masks on to work?
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You think these people code?
They both...have keyboards.
I need a dedup that uses hash, no wait fuzzy logic, no wait fuzzy logic and hash and make the icons all look like giant dongs.
-The Next Bezos
Seems more Zuckerberg to me.
Does no one else type faster than they talk?
Bigger question: who the fuck is bottlenecked by their typing speed?
You can't vibe code your way out of needing to know what to build, how it fits together with what you have, or the things that actually make the job tricky.
You forget that I can now describe the code I want faster than I can write it. Frankly it's irrelevant if the code at the end doesn't do what I want or that I don't know what it does. The speed, baby. Never before could I push this much code this fast. 200+ new bugs a day, four times as fast as I used to be pushing features. The code base is worse than it's ever been and it's only going to get faster from here. This is the future, baby - the vibe coder
I type slower than I talk, but partly because I'm usually thinking through what I'm typing and not as I'm talking
I’m usually thinking
Well there's your problem. No need to bother with that anymore.
I think better standing and walking around. Voice notes have been a thing forever
For me they are roughly on par with each other when accounting for stutter and autocorrect/ me being stupid and mixing up spelling styles. Regardless voice recognition software almost always shits the bed with my accent eventually since it gets thicker the longer I talk, it doesn't like my fucked up mix of American brogue, old arkansaner, and standard southern Californian even got a bit of German Minnesota mixed in.
I type waaaaayyyyyy slower than I talk. And I talk waaaayyyy slower than I think. And I would definitely destroy any computer trying to keep up with my random and meaningless thoughts.
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When I was younger I wanted this so I could type or write by dictation while walking, cause with ADHD thats the only time my brain works is when I'm moving, so I wanted to be able to do stuff and type or write while moving
And we built it, but now its for ai... 😅 weird timeline
That's actually a cool idea.
Your heart is cool
It’s not even wireless
Three major updates before the coffee's done brewing brings to mind a team scrambling to fix a fuck up, fucking up even more, then scrambling to fix that on top of the original fuck up.
Well yeah, those three fuckups were the three major updates. Its all about speed with these lunatics
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That "grindset & hustle" subculture can come to the point of selling burnout as virtue
This has to be a shitpost, right?
Ragebait is the new Viral Marketing
Truly...the most of timelines.
It's linkedin, it's a 50/50 chance of being a shitpost/serious ad for the stupid shit
The codewisperer
Why do these people think they will be the employable ones? If AI is so smart, why would I need an expensive employee to prompt it, who hasn't done anything but prompt AI for years and thus has proven that he is unable to do the work himself?
If I buy into their psychosis that this thing is going to automate away actual people, surely it follows that it's going to reach a point where the CEO just prompts his AI agents in the morning and leaves to play golf, no need for employees at all.
Okay, so the guy in the foreground has the mask (the thing that's supposed to replace keyboards) and is using a mouse with his left hand. What's that thing next to his left thumb? Is that a keyboard? It looks like a keyboard. Doesn't it undermine the claim about replacing keyboards if the picture you use has the guy sitting with a keyboard?
Featuring the developer's thinly-disguised fetish.
"Verbally shipped 3 updates"
=> telling the thing to upload said update instead of clicking it.
Wow very impressive.
Much technology, such update
I can't think of anything I'd want less. I use speech-to-text for one and a half things: telling my partner that I'm beginning to drive home and I used to set timers but don't anymore. Formatting code would be impossibly unproductive.
Formatting code
Formatting... code? Nowadays you only need a vague prompt with typos
without junior dev hearing...
Why would we ever want coworkers to understand our work? I bet they document in 0 wpm.
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