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submitted 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) by Buage_@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[–] GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world 2 points 7 minutes ago

lemmites normally

Twitter is fake and gay

Lemmites now

OMG THIS SINGLE X POST MUST BE REAL BECAUSE IT CONFIRMS MY WORLD VIEW

My friend did that! It pissed me off so bad. She was on a stuck train in the station on the subway in New York and talked to chatgpt about what to do, and then for some reason sent me screenshots of it afterward? Girl just get off the train

[–] stevles@aussie.zone 15 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

LLM’s are good for some things, a more efficient search engine replacement, vibe coding at a hobbyist level, and, apparently, allowing morons to have friends without expending effort.

Very much seems like they are not worth the ecological disaster

[–] JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 hours ago

Actually, only that last one is really true. The first is only technically true since Google effectively killed its search. The second one falls apart as soon as they want to upgrade or need to fix something that breaks.

[–] SocialistVibes01@lemmy.ml 16 points 3 hours ago

The revolution will be done with pen, paper, books, old analog pirate FM stations and some other things because the opposition will be too stupid to do anything to counter those. Protect your books, people.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

I defend some aspects of using llms but even this is too much for me.

[–] Tiral@lemmy.world 17 points 3 hours ago

This person votes. Just saying.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

Normalise being terminally offline

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 81 points 7 hours ago (13 children)

Why couldn't he clap like normal people.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 24 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

Normal people dont clap and just get off the fucking plane.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 hours ago

If enough people don't show their gratitude by clapping, the pilot will put the fucking thing into the side of a mountain

[–] mEEGal@lemmy.world 13 points 3 hours ago (3 children)

You must be fun at emergency evacuations

I start clapping as soon as the plane crash lands.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

No, I'm with them. It's weird to clap. Nobody who had a hand in your safe landing can hear you. The pilots can't really hear much from the passengers in most aircraft, and are likely focusing on tons of other things.

It was a joke Courtney

[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Probably not because the jerk flight attendant made me leave my party bag on the burning airplane because EVeRyoNE NeeDs TO lEAVe tHeIR bAGS AnD evaCUaTe.

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 10 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

Personally I just send ChatGPT the πŸ‘ emoji.

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[–] paorzz@lemmy.world 27 points 5 hours ago (4 children)
[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 20 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (3 children)

It's fucking scary too. How do they not understand such a simple concept? It's a tool, it's not alive.

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago (4 children)

It’s a tool, it’s not alive.

Humans have a problem with humanizing machines.

SOURCE: My car and motorcycle both have names.

[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 2 points 53 minutes ago

My old car had a name. Piece of shit cunty rustbucket.

My guitars have names. Gloria and Susannah. They’re both older than I am, so I feel like they’ve earned names.

I know multiple people who've named their vehicle "start you bastard".

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

My car doesn't have a name but my motorcycle has heaps. It gets a new one each time it won't start

I've given my chainsaw a few nicknames for a similar reason.

Alt text: A drawing of a person and a computer. The person tells the computer to say I am alive. The computer responds with "I am alive." The person is now convinced that the computer is alive by saying "Oh my god".

[–] HuePony@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

They don't, including those who personally hate AI(not companies). AI heavily advertising as AI, not as LLM

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[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 26 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago) (3 children)

I mean, for all you know he had an agent set up to take that cue and send personalized messages to his spouse, boss, and mistress in his current town, letting them all know of his arrival.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

That's bush league shit, everyone knows the mistress gets priority

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 21 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

It probably would have gotten confused and sent an NDA doc to their mistress, a nude of that kink they've never admitted to to their wife, and a "sorry I'll be home late my cunt of a boss is calling me in immediately" to their boss

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