Its always "I'm willing to kill for my pet peeve", its never "I'm willing to die without hurting anyone else for my pet peeve"
this post was submitted on 22 Jul 2026
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I'd suck em all to suck yours Thor!
Humans are apes so I assume this means he'll kill every last one of us to save himself.
I say we let him try. Hand-to-hand combat. Every ape vs. Matt Walsh.
That’s factually false.
He can save a lot of humans every day by doing something humanitarian and does not.
The only logical inference is that his motivation is not saving humans but killing apes.
Yep, lol.
Would you kill all apes to save one human? "Sure!"
Would you donate $500 to save one human? "Fuck no!"
"I hate every ape I see, from Chimpan-A to chimpanzee..." 🎶
Besides, if he DID kill all apes, the damage to complex ecosystems across the world that rely on interdependent species including apes would DEFINITELY lead to the deaths of more than one human.
Probably at least two.
Who would kill every Matt Walsh to save one ape, tho?
Do I need to wait until he's threatening an ape, or can we just kill him now?
Has he not already threatened them? Or does he have to name one specifically that he intends to kill before you can take action?
Humans are apes.
This is a very simple concept, folks.
As an ape, I don't know if I'm cool with Matt Walsh sucking my dick to save a human life.
I'm cool with it. For clout. I'm not even into dudes, but I'd like to contribute to his misery.
Death cause: Choked on dick
I can only assume the single downvote is an error.
On Voyager, I have gestures for swipe to downvote and swipe farther to save. So, rarely, I downvote accidentally because my stupid ape thumbs don't work. I've downvoted my own comments in solidarity.
I'm on Summit and I have the same set up. Based on the fact most of these comments have a downvote at least, I suspect it isn't accidental and just a weirdo who hasn't come to terms with basic science that even most of the fundamentalists agree with.
There are some religious weirdos here, so it could be them taking offence to a basic scientific reality
I'll wager he's also done sweet fuck all to save any human
quite the opposite. he is implicit in violence, calling for death to lgbt and POC people.
Well yeah. When was the last time you saw someone who could be saved by genociding entities that haven't cracked fire and sharpened sticks?
When was the last time you saw someone who could be saved by genociding entities that haven’t cracked fire and sharpened sticks?
Every malaria victim.
They are always eager for violence, but paying for universal healthcare? Food and housing? Suddenly, they spew some bullshit about personal responsibility or somerhing.
Actions that lead to more animal harm and more animal death typically involve more harm, or even death in extreme cases, to humans as well.
But as others pointed out, this person pretty clearly cares about nothing but himself anyway. So that tracks.
And killing Matt Walsh would at least save a few people. But I'd do it for a Klondike bar.
nancy reagan sucked a ton of dicks and we still got the crack epidemic
Well, you can't say she didn't try.
Good old Nance the Throat GOAT
What makes humans more important in these people's eyes i can never understand? Those animals also have hopes and dreams and internal lives that they deserve to pursue.
Matt Walsh is a dumbass. It’s a simple concept.
taken further this is: "i'm the most important human of the humans to me ... thus i will kill all of you to save me" absolute psycho type shit
Who the fuck is this bell end Matt Walsh?
To the far right, an intellectual. To everybody else a moron.
Thankyou for that. So in short the man is a cock. :/
Cocks serve a useful purpose and are a source of pleasure so no.
if you killed every ape, you would disrupt the ecosystem and kill every human
he’s still alive? ffs
But we are apes... come on!
because humans are more important
How? Why? We are by far the most destructive animal on the planet. We would exterminate any other species that ever got close to doing as much damage.
because might makes right
that's literally their argument. we're special because we want to be because we can make it so by force
That's also the only way to defeat them, unfortunately. Bullies can't be argued with or debated or reasoned with. They must be beaten. With malice.