Feel like anon could pull this off somehow
this post was submitted on 24 Jul 2026
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This is the most polite form of balkan racism that exists.
Fake: Anon goes outside
Gay: Anon is fantasizing about being half naked in front of 20 people, most likely all men.
Start running into the river and out, see how fast the people react
Humanity is lost.
Maybe OP is just out of the swimming sync with the rest of the crowd
Can someone eli5?
The comment about being mistaken for romani is probably correct. But in that scenario I do not understand why everyone would get back into water while he was on shore. It makes no sense. I suspect OP is fake, possibly gay.
4chan is extremely racist against Indian people
Normally, if you see an Indian-looking fellow in the Balkans, they're probably Romani.
But then, wouldn't a balkan person be more concerned with their wallet being stolen? Idk, a strange-looking person being the only one around the valuables while everyone else swims sounds weird.
I mean, luckily, this is all fake anyways, but the fan fiction used to be more believable
Don't be looking for reason in racism. I grew up in Eastern Europe and truth be told, I can't claim to be free of it myself. The story rings believable to me...
All I am saying is, my racist ass would be more concerned with the strange looking man stealing my wallet and phone than somehow magically contaminate me with his dark skin
More river for me then!
With the behavior of hydrophobic material and water droplets.