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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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[–] Fleur_@aussie.zone 15 points 7 hours ago

This is the most polite form of balkan racism that exists.

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 6 hours ago

Feel like anon could pull this off somehow

[–] jballs@sh.itjust.works 40 points 1 day ago

Fake: Anon goes outside

Gay: Anon is fantasizing about being half naked in front of 20 people, most likely all men.

[–] supermurs@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago

Start running into the river and out, see how fast the people react

[–] notsosure@sh.itjust.works 51 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 1 day ago

Maybe OP is just out of the swimming sync with the rest of the crowd

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 1 day ago (4 children)
[–] majster@lemmy.zip 55 points 1 day ago

The comment about being mistaken for romani is probably correct. But in that scenario I do not understand why everyone would get back into water while he was on shore. It makes no sense. I suspect OP is fake, possibly gay.

[–] chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 75 points 1 day ago

4chan is extremely racist against Indian people

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Normally, if you see an Indian-looking fellow in the Balkans, they're probably Romani.

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But then, wouldn't a balkan person be more concerned with their wallet being stolen? Idk, a strange-looking person being the only one around the valuables while everyone else swims sounds weird.

I mean, luckily, this is all fake anyways, but the fan fiction used to be more believable

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Don't be looking for reason in racism. I grew up in Eastern Europe and truth be told, I can't claim to be free of it myself. The story rings believable to me...

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 2 points 7 hours ago

All I am saying is, my racist ass would be more concerned with the strange looking man stealing my wallet and phone than somehow magically contaminate me with his dark skin

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 8 points 1 day ago

More river for me then!

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

With the behavior of hydrophobic material and water droplets.