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[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Killing tapeworms is covered under the stand your ground law

[–] GreenCrunch@piefed.blahaj.zone 48 points 1 month ago (1 children)

only if killed with a firearm, the second amendment doesn't protect anti-tapeworm drugs...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I thought it was our constitutional duty to consume a tube of ivermectin every day

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen

[–] RagingRobot@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

But abortion isn't? Lol

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

This ad has been brought to you by the first worm parasite to ever be appointed US Secretary of Health and Human Services.

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[–] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 54 points 1 month ago (23 children)

Wait until the pro-lifers discover the antibiotics they pop when they're sick kill organisms inside of them... Life is sacred when it's not their bodies.

[–] foo@feddit.uk 31 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Billions of them. Each tablet is a genocide. Ban antibiotics now!

(But, actually don't.)

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Def restrict them, feeding them by the fuckton to cattle because you're too lazy to figure out a way to keep that many of them in sanitary conditions is how you get civilization-ending superbugs.

[–] foo@feddit.uk 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, the widespread misuse and abuse of antibiotics is a huge problem. Don't tell the antivax RFK fans about it though, you'll give them new ideas.

Wouldn't it be nice if more folk were just reasonable about things? Life would be so much easier and more fun.

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[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Are they anti vax but pro antibiotic?

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

Ya know? Gotta say.....when I watched the pro-life vs pro-choice clash thats been taking place the past 10 years, I didn't see this coming. I'm usually pretty good about seeing things coming, but I had no clue that the end game of abortion bans was just a ploy to save tapeworms inside peoples bodies.

Didn't see that one coming.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

Life begins at infection.

[–] X@piefed.world 34 points 1 month ago

Your body is a temple for the tapeworm. God sees you when you murder His precious tapeworms, and you’ll be made to answer for your sins when that big ole judgin’ shindig in heaven goes down. Can’t say I didn’t warn ya.

[–] deddit@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Actor best known for playing laughably dumb characters, turns out to actually be laughably dumb.

Playing to his strengths, I suppose?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

as soon as the news came out about him attending a far right church of his brothers, and him whining about not getting "lead roles" broke his mind.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's no longer acting if they're just being themself.

[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 5 points 1 month ago

Itsa meee, Chris Pratt.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Tapeworms are full of human DNA as well (your blood)

Which one contains human DNA?

  • picture of dolphin fetus
  • picture of tapeworm
[–] FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Killing tapeworms is murder, but they're parasites rather than humans so we don't care.

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

To be 100% accurate, the human fetus is also a parasite.

[–] Maroon@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Sorry, but inaccurate. It may be described as a commensal relation at minimum.

The foetus propagates the parents genes and contributes towards the perpetuation of the species which from a biological perspective which is good. In a parasitic relation, the host only loses and the parasite only gains. In motherhood, the body is actually going out of its way to actually accommodate the baby and in return the baby does confer some positives from modulating the immune system to make the mother less susceptible to allergens to downright increasing infection fighting capabilities (see foetal microchimerism).

I feel this need to add this: I know this is a meme, and that I'm very pro choice.

[–] Senal@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago

Are those designations mutually exclusive?

[–] nieminen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I don't disagree with most of what you're saying, but parasite still fits. The definition says nothing about generic source.

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)
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[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

It's self-defense.

[–] ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wanking into a hankie and flushing it down the toilet is mass murder.

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[–] FukOui@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 month ago

Sometimes I swear the Feds are aliens in disguise. I mean just look at RFK jr

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Don't give them ideas.

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