Wanking into a hankie and flushing it down the toilet is mass murder.
this post was submitted on 25 Jul 2026
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I know this is just a shitpost but if you consider religious opponents to abortion believe that humans are made in the image of God and have infinite value compared to other things like tapeworms, you'll understand their position.
that humans are made in the image of God
My tired brain: wait, so is this the real original sin? Since you shouldn't create images of god...
I think the iconoclast issue is long over for all the christianity cults. It's only the muslims that still have those proscriptions, unless there is another minor religion somewhere that addresses the image thing.
Iconoclasm is still alive and well in quite a few Protestant denominations
Tapeworm is an animal not a human.
Your momma is an animal, uh, in the sack not a human.
Wait that one actually kinda worked. She's a classy lady.
Humans are animals
Didn't say we aren't.
All life is sacred!
I've seen Mr Meaty I know that tape worms are people too.
I have written out this comment and I am now just processing what the fuck my brain has summoned from the depths of my psychological hell.
I guess homo sapiens are aliens, not far off
I didn't say humans aren't animals, I said tapeworms aren't humans. They are animals. They are not humans.
What's the implication?
Killing tapeworms isn't murder because only killing a human can be murder.
Why? Murder is a classification of law. We could make killing a joke murder if we wanted.
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But they do have a body and might be someone (we don't judge)
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