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[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 29 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Why does it need any personal details at all??

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 hours ago

So that jesus can torture the bad persons.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

For sharing between users, as I understand it.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 7 points 3 hours ago

Username, password is all they need for that. Idiots.

[–] Gork@sopuli.xyz 20 points 3 hours ago

The Catholic Church is known for a lot of things. Keeping up with the times (or cyber security) isn't one of them.

[–] thatradomguy@lemmy.world 59 points 4 hours ago

"We are gathered here today because your thoughts and prayers did not secure our app"

[–] username_1@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Vatican Programmer: Oh, mighty Lord, sitting in the Sky, show me the way to this bug I seek and eliminate ineffectiveness. Amen.

[–] ripcord@lemmy.world 1 points 20 minutes ago

Vatican Programmer: Contractor in India

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Still better than vibe coding

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 hours ago

The OG vibecoders

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

So uh.. what does a prayer app even do?

[–] it_depends_man@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago* (last edited 1 hour ago)

See, humans are smart. Praying and blessing things yourself? By hand, so to speak? Boooo! Pedestrian! Ain't nobody got time fo dat!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prayer_flag

the Tibetans believe the prayers and mantras will be blown by the wind to spread the good will and compassion into all pervading space. Therefore, prayer flags are thought to bring benefit to all.

By hanging flags in high places the Lung ta will carry the blessings depicted on the flags to all beings. As wind passes over the surface of the flags, which are sensitive to the slightest movement of the wind, the air is purified and sanctified by the mantras.

I choose to believe that the prayer app is just a hip, new and with it innovation in prayer spreading.

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It connects users across the globe to pray for the Holy Father’s intentions, and as of July 2026, it has 719,517 registered accounts

The only two screenshots they have on GPlay feature prayer scheduling and sharing your prayer.

[–] Kissaki@feddit.org 2 points 1 hour ago

Damn, with that many people praying these prayers are about to get real effective. I'm surprised we haven't heard of their effects and effectiveness yet.

[–] CubitOom@infosec.pub 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Is JD Vance in here? He's supposed to be Catholic right?

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It still works lmao

No email and some other stuff though.... maybe they just removed that from the endpoint?

[–] hexagonwin@lemmy.today 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

lmao did they vibe patch it or smth

[–] Kissaki@feddit.org 1 points 1 hour ago

If sinners go to hell, do you even have to do due diligence? Let us pray for the vulnerability to disappear.

[–] CyberChicken@whatcom.social 10 points 3 hours ago

Misread it as

Pope's official prayer app, "Cardinal Sin"...

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

a pope app? perfect for indulgence micro transactions

[–] real_squids@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 hours ago

I think they patched that one a while ago

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 2 points 2 hours ago

To borrow a tenet from another abrahamic religion, trust in God, but tie up your camel.

[–] phillycodehound@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Wow not a good look.