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[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 79 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Im so offended that im not

[–] Red0ctober@lemmy.world 34 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You're Kenough

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

You're too good for the list

[–] ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago

Here I'll help get you on.

Your point is valid, Facisim is shit innit.

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

Same, mainly because I do the things that were said to be what got people on the list.

I have mostly avoided the politics and news communities for what feels like a year or so and must not have ended up on their radar.

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 72 points 1 month ago (8 children)

I think I figured it out. Few months ago I made a Charlie Kirk meme and dude probably saw it and got emotions.

I read the little manifesto he wrote yesterday. Dude legitimately believes half of us in the regex are alt accounts for one guy.

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

That's not fair. I've posted this pic of Charlie Kirk at the World Cup and I didn't get a block.

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 36 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Oh no it's me, I definitely have the free time to post leftist shitposts on 500+ accounts. Sorry for all the confusion

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Bake him away, toys.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yeah you lousy communists on state welfare are doing all this bot propaganda too!!! And you personally made the weather hotter by burning farts we know it !!!!!!!!! (/S)

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Is that what its from, dunking on a dead nazi? That fits.

I made this like right after it happened.

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[–] theolodis@feddit.org 8 points 1 month ago

wait, I am in the regex list because I am an alt account? who's the original me?

[–] 0x0@infosec.pub 7 points 1 month ago

Im not an alt you guys are

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 42 points 1 month ago

It means "people who hurt the devs sensitive feelings" whether or not there was any interaction.

That's not a jab, it's what happened.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Maybe said one of the naughty words on the block list like "fuck" or "perchance" one too many times.

[–] rapchee@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago

it makes sense, you can't just say "perchance"

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fucking perchance. Perhaps even.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To fuck: perchance to cum: ay, there's the rub; For in that fuck of seconds what cum may come.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

Hehehehehhe rub

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[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Probably not the first one or I'd be on it fo-sho

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[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

One time you turned me into a newt. That was kind of fucked up.

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 month ago

Ooooh turns it out I'm on it!

Though to be fair I've probably said something to upset every single political faction, including ones I mostly agree with

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 26 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Thank you, how do I get banned? I'm feeling left out...

[–] toofpic@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Don't worry! You're a good troll! Youu are worthy! You being not on this list just proves you didn't upset those people. But I trust in you, and I believe you have, and you will, make many other people upset! Keep up with the bad work!

[–] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

❤️❤️❤️🥳🥳🥳

[–] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 6 points 1 month ago

Same, not on it either.

All right, here goes: The tesseract developers are pettifoggers! (Don't report me.)

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[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I'm on it, Line 2551.

What is this?

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[–] Wren@lemmy.today 6 points 1 month ago

I'm on it! This is exciting because I wasn't on the OG list.

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[–] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Were you eating seeds as a pastime activity?

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[–] pewpew@feddit.it 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I have no idea what Tesseract is

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 25 points 1 month ago (5 children)

It's a frontend for lemmy, and it had a secret block list. Generally made of people who held such extreme and toxic positions like "fascism is bad" or "rich people shouldn't be rich when other people are starving"

[–] outerzenith@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 month ago (4 children)

whuh? why does a front-end have the 'permission' to block users? shouldn't that fall to the instance instead?

[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And that, you see, is the crux of everybody's objection to it.

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[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Yeah it doesn't need "permission" in the traditional social media sense, that's the thing. Dude just made it so the things or people he didn't like caused "error messages." And yeah it really should have to be the instance that blocks things, that's what everybody's pissed about.

Well from what i know it's not really blocked, the targetted users and communities get their content either not displayed, either as an error message. They're technically there, not blocked, but the frontend chooses to hide them.

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[–] dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Apparently it also includes opinions such as, "penguins are cool," and "check out this silly knife."

[–] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Well you're obviously trying to rile people up with those statements.

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[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

At just a quick glance, I don't see my account listed but my username is in the regex. lol

[–] Mr_Fish@lemmy.nz 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm the same. I think you're blocked if either is true

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[–] PlaidBaron@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I have no idea what Tesseract even is but Im on the list.

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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 month ago

👑you forgot your crown

[–] marcos@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Fragile snowflakes break by you just breathing on their rough direction.

[–] FluidBeef@quokk.au 5 points 1 month ago

You’re on the list so he’s hardly going to stoop to explaining the reason to a toxic karen like you.

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