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[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 day ago

i somehow managed to break my previous noise cancelling earbuds and ended up buying Nothing branded ones (CMF buds i think?) and good god it's astounding that i have to say "thank you for just using bleeping sounds to indicate actions".

i get that they want it to be obvious what's happening with the device but is it really that hard for people to just cycle through things a few times to memorize what each sound means?

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] techfox@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Oh you know it, sexy bluetooth speaker

[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not just from Wish. I'd like to take a moment to say a massive Fuck You to the turbo thundercunt at Apple who decided it would be a good idea to make the iPhone headphone volume exposure limit warning LOUDER than the audio it was warning me about, and also to provide no method of adjusting either volume to match what my headphones actually output. That's some fucking Grade-A trolling right there. Twats.

[–] porksnort@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Thank you for introducing me to the term ‘thundercunt’. It has me thinking of cosplay ideas.

However, Siri and notifications volume is controlled separately from media volume on iOS. You can just turn it down.

You can also set a repeating reminder to call Apple a bunch of throbbing thundercunts, perhaps weekly? Which is still a very important thing to do.

[–] bobo1900@startrek.website 1 points 1 week ago

The most annoying thing is it blasting "battery low" every 30 seconds when the battery gets below 20%, making them absolutely unusable. At least Sony lets out a ver short beep to let you know, and only twice

[–] lime@feddit.nu 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the little dongle i use in my car always starts up with a very serious "bluatooth connected"

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I had one that said "the bluetooth device has connected as successfully"

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 1 points 1 week ago
[–] pogodem0n@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Successfulley

[–] dumbass@leminal.space 1 points 1 week ago

There's this small feeling of peace I get when I hear her voice on someone's Bluetooth device, it's like catching up with an old friend.

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My dashcam had a button that allowed you to disable/enable audio recording. It had a voice say "audio recording aww."

"On" and "Off" sounded nearly identical.

[–] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

audio recording aww 🥰🥰

[–] Electricd@lemmybefree.net 1 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And at this point you realize they’re all made by the same company

"Totally Not Alibaba Operating Under A New Name"

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Possibly manufactured by a different factory in China, but only across the street, but definetly uses the same firmware

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

made by the same workers working their second shift

[–] BurgerBaron@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

Coh nECKT ing~

UGREEN Bluetooth to AUX cord Chinese lady.

[–] Aggravationstation@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I use Pinebuds. They have a woman's voice that very enthusiastically says "ready to pair" in an American accent. But what sounds like a Chinese woman's voice saying "phone disconnected".

[–] sad_detective_man@leminal.space 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

wait I think those are mine too. I don't know my brand but when the battery is low a voice like you're describing says "Please charging 🥺"

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 1 day ago

please be of into the chargings, thankings yuo