Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 7 hours ago by Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] 64bithero@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

I grew up on the streets so I know what you are going through

[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 hours ago

Mariah and her devotion to concrete...

[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Plethora

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 15 points 3 hours ago

Thanks! That means a lot!

[–] mountainRadish@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

I see a lot, I am sorry 🫶

[–] itrealgood@mander.xyz 5 points 4 hours ago

Just park those feelings for now alright

[–] kurikai@lemmy.world 8 points 6 hours ago

that's so hot

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 4 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

That's a car park

[–] lath@piefed.social 15 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

How is that a car park? There's no trees! That's a car field at best.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone.

[–] SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Are Ents auto-mobile trees?

[–] windowsphoneguy@feddit.org 1 points 6 hours ago

Let me guess, state of despair?